Large bed sheet as a car cover?

It's good to see that more and more people don't get the joke. That means that the "group" in question does not hold much influence anymore.



For those of you in the dark...some pun intended: ;)



The Southern white boss is making a joke that he is not part of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) who wore long robes and masks to terrorize minorities. That's a simplistic explanation. I'm sure there are deeper considerations, but I hope we don't have to get into them here.



PS...that was a funny joke...obviously very subtle.



PPS...I'm surprised noone has recommended MicroFibre Sheets!!!
 
Just to clarify, the KKK wore/wears white robes that resemble bedsheets (probably were bedsheets in many cases) to hide their identities, much in the same way other terrorists wear masks when committing atrocities.
 
Thread count has absolutely nothing to do with softness or protection, just like those insanely high 200,000+ thread counts from some foreign makers are bogus. In fact too high will make the fabric too dense and possibly cause marring. A good all cotton bed sheet won't harm the car any but won't do a lot toward dust protection, they breath too much. If they didn't you'd wake every morning in a pool of sweat!



An indoor car dust cover is the best to use, they are inexpesive and will keep your car cleaner than a sheet.
 
DFTowel said:
A good all cotton bed sheet won't harm the car any but won't do a lot toward dust protection, they breath too much. If they didn't you'd wake every morning in a pool of sweat!
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But I DO wake up in a pool of sweat every morning worrying that my car will be covered in dust in the garage! :rofl
 
My car is usally covered in a nice blanket ....of cat fur! Yeah, living out in the country, cats are a double a edged sword - no mice but they do like sleeping on the top of the car. Sometimes I consider having my car sprayed with Line-X or Rhino, might hurt resell though. And about the bed-sheet thing, I'm happy that a lot of people don't remember that sad chapter in our history. Intolerance is wrong, no matter who you are or on what side you're on. I try to get along with folks, learned a long time ago that agreeing to disagree was the best way to handle some things.
 
"Think about white sheets.... and the colored workers....thats all i will say lol."



Hm....last time I referred to black people as "colored" I got a lot of heat, nearly banned!
 
I recently picked up a nice XXL car cover for my Lincoln from Wal*Mart for $19.99. Fits very nicely, water repellant and easy to take on and off.
 
I wish I had the time and money to invent a "shell" that comes down over you car when you drive in the gararge and lifts up when you want to leave. Think "cone of silence" from the old Get Smart TV show, and if you're old enough to remember that, then good for you! You younger fellas can catch it on Nick at Nite. Thor - good idea but I'm afraid the cats would think it's a large scratching post.
 
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