Large bed sheet as a car cover?

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Has anyone used a large bedsheet (100% Cotton) to cover their car in the garage? I seem to be picking up a LOT of dust in my garage and wanted to use this as a quick fix for overnight storage. Any pros or cons?
 
Thread count would not matter as long as it is 100% cotton...Thread count just means more threads per sq. inch. Not in all cases does this mean softer. That is the common thought, but not necessarily the case.
 
I used to use a bed sheet as a cover before I bought one. It worked fine and didnt scratch anything.
 
I use to work for a guy that had a cutting sense of humor. One day when several black dudes were helping out, somebody spilled some thinner on the floor and was in the process of getting it up when he walked in, poor guy thought he was in big trouble - boss just laughed and said don't sweat it. Dude looked up and said really, boss laughed again and said, Andrew, I sleep on my sheets, I don't wear them - now this was 1970's - in the south and it got a lot laughs from everybody!
 
JuneBug said:
I use to work for a guy that had a cutting sense of humor. One day when several black dudes were helping out, somebody spilled some thinner on the floor and was in the process of getting it up when he walked in, poor guy thought he was in big trouble - boss just laughed and said don't sweat it. Dude looked up and said really, boss laughed again and said, Andrew, I sleep on my sheets, I don't wear them - now this was 1970's - in the south and it got a lot laughs from everybody!
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Took me a while, but I got it... Great story.
 
JuneBug said:
I use to work for a guy that had a cutting sense of humor. One day when several black dudes were helping out, somebody spilled some thinner on the floor and was in the process of getting it up when he walked in, poor guy thought he was in big trouble - boss just laughed and said don't sweat it. Dude looked up and said really, boss laughed again and said, Andrew, I sleep on my sheets, I don't wear them - now this was 1970's - in the south and it got a lot laughs from everybody!
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LOL :grinno:
 
JuneBug said:
I use to work for a guy that had a cutting sense of humor. One day when several black dudes were helping out, somebody spilled some thinner on the floor and was in the process of getting it up when he walked in, poor guy thought he was in big trouble - boss just laughed and said don't sweat it. Dude looked up and said really, boss laughed again and said, Andrew, I sleep on my sheets, I don't wear them - now this was 1970's - in the south and it got a lot laughs from everybody!
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I don't get it. :think:
 
Coupe - it's a southern thang! Please don't get the wrong idea, I'm just a big ol redneck with a love for fried foods and sweet tea, I and 99.9 % of the folks I know get along fine with everybody. That .01% of what we call "white trash" gives the south a bad rap. And yeah, born here, family goes back many generations. But, what's funny (sad) now is that the south seems to have more folks from the cold north and the rust belt than ever. Maybe it's because my family use to farm and now the farm is sold and houses replaced the tobacco fields of my youth that I feel sad, when I retire, I'm moving further out in the country!
 
I think it's great that half the guys here don't get that joke, makes me feel like we're making some progress toward tolerance...of course we're not.



I have used sheets over the car in the garage plenty of times...only downside is they slip off pretty easily.
 
I don't get it, and I hate it when I don't understand a joke. But my main language isn't English, maybe I just don't understand a words meaning? OR I am just too stupid, plain and simple :hairpull
 
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