I am the Fuzz. Hear me roar.

The Fuzz

The Fuzz

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We have a lot of newbies in here now that may not realize what an honor it is to be on a board with me. Its my fault, really. I haven't made myself available to Detail City nearly as much as I should have. Nick's post reminded me that people may not know who is who around here and I thought I'd reintroduce myself to you all.

I am Tyrell Fuzzard. My father was the famous Yankee Fuzzard. My grandparents weren't too happy that he was born I guess. Who names their kids like that? My mother is Yolanda Fuzzard. She was Yolanda Spackle before she got married, so Fuzzard was actually an upgrade for her. :D I have a brother named Jim and a sister named Debbie. Jim is kind of the black sheep in the family. He is up in Alaska doing time for not being smooth with the ladies. My sister Debbie lives in Dallas and does whatever she does there. I have lost touch with her. Anyway, that is the family. Since I never really liked the name Tyrell or Fuzzard, I just go by the Fuzz.

I don't know all that much about detailing. I do know how to be smooooooooth with the ladies though. :naughty I'm an educated man, but all that education means nothing when compared to my smoothness. Women are like putty in my hands. I don't want to brag, but when people talk about someone being God's gift to women, they are actually talking about me. Its true. Ask anybody. Ask CharlesW or Dwayne or even rabbi. The Fuzz is as smooth as they come.

I am the inventor of Mullet Wax Awesome Car Care Products. I sort of made my fortune doing that and am currently sort of retired. I sunk all my money into Love Buzzard Enterprises and am in the process of developing a sitcom for Comedy Central as well as writing a book that will help guys be almost as smooth with the ladies as I am.

Detailing is important to me because it helps you get chicks. It may be a lame reason to detail, but it is the truth. I worked at Four Star as a 'Jack of all trades' kind of guy. Mainly I just filled the Skittles machine and kept my ears open. Dwayne was having problems with Detail City at one point because it was growing so fast that he didn't know how he was going to control it. So I came on to help keep things on track. I think my main job is to enforce respect for the mullet and drop the axe on spammers in all their many forms.

Oh, I almost forgot the most important part. The reason I am so smooth with the ladies is because I have the most luxurious mullet known on this earth. My studdly locks are the source of my sex appeal with the ladies. It is the root of all my power. Without the mullet I would be just plain Tyrell Fuzzard. People wouldn't be saying "Hey! Who is that guy with the smoooooth mullet??" Without the mullet they would be saying "Hey! Isn't that the brother of the guy who chased his girlfriend around with a knife shouting 'I'll kill you b*tch!!'?" Sad, but true.

Well, there is my personal resume. :naughty If you ever need smooth lessons then you should come to me. Ask Poorboy or rabbi how the mullet has changed their life. It really is chick bait. Anyway, I am an admin around here, so remember to respect the mullet. Oh, and spammers are shot on sight. I've got an axe that gets passed around between the moderators and I'm not afraid to use it. Just respect the mullet and we won't have problems. :bigups

Tyrell Fuzzard
 
All in good time..... It was a low budget release when I brought it out before. I want to bring it back next summer, but we'll see. I need about $$,$$$$ to bring it back the way I want. Let's see here... right now I've got about .$$ to invest back into MW. :lol
 
Fuzz,

You are the smoothest, coolest dude I know!

Good luck with DC! :bye
 
Oh, oh, Rollman, you'd better look out!!!!


:bow :bow :bow before the mighty :fuzz
 
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My endorsement and Poorboy's endorsement doesn't carry the weight of The Whaler's endorsement and he definitely knows you're SMOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!
 
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I heard that the Whaler's endorsement carries more weight than all of DC combined!

Mullet Wash is definitely SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!

And so is it's inventor!!

Thanks for the "bio", Fuzz-man!! It's so nice to have a view into the background that makes you, "you"!!

Norah
 
:lol Thanks for the sharing your "internet dating service profile" with us Fuzz! You are just soooooooo smooth. The ladies in Florida don't know how lucky they are! :D
 
If The Whaler didn't know better Norah girl he would think you're giving him a jab.
 
norahcrv said:
I'm surprised that Rollman isn't sporting "Love Buzzard Bombs" already - you snoozin, Fuzz? :lol
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Stare at his avatar close enough and you might just find out that he has already been hit. :naughty
 
Rainmaker! Fuzzman is always messin' with The Whaler. One of these days Mr. Whaler is going to snatch that bird right out the air and swallow him like a pill.
 
Don't try to land on that V - Love Buzzard!
It's so slick you'll slide right off!!
And we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself, now!!
 
rabbi said:
Rainmaker! Fuzzman is always messin' with The Whaler. One of these days Mr. Whaler is going to snatch that bird right out the air and swallow him like a pill.
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Thread hi-jack, but a true story. My wife's sister has cats. I'm not a fan of cats. Don't really dilike them, just don't care to be around them. She also has bird feeders hangin around her house. I like birds even less than cats. We are on their patio one day when one of the cats leaped at least 5' into the air and grabbed a bird in flight at the feeder. I asked my sister-in-law if I could have that cat.
(She didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did)

Charles
 
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