Hummer H2 Horror Stories

stilez

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Hi everyone,



As much as many may like these things (I do), fact is...they are no where near as strong as the H1. Please use this thread to mention or link horror stories about the Hummer H2.



I am doing a project on Hummer vs. Jeep, more specifically the H2 vs. Grand Cherokee, and would like to hear all the stories out there. I know there are plenty :eek: .



Thanks!



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Hummer H2 on 26" GFG Cannes (Courtesy of www.superbuytires.com)
 
There was a link on here recently to a vid clip called 'killed it' where the H2 tries to crawl over some rocks and it breaks its outter tie rod (from what it looks like). SNAP!

Run a search, I think it was in the Hot Tub!



Yup, couldn't agree more, like the H2 but LOOOOOOOOOOOVE the H1!!!
 
There was a story a while ago with pics of this lady in an H2 taking her family for a ride at 3am. She sees part of a school is under construction and figures she can go off-roading. She breaks through cable barriers and proceeds to hit a 1' dirt curb at 40mph. She was trying to jump a statue because she "Saw it on tv." Needless to say, she crashed into the base of the statue and messed up the truck.
 
I'd rather own 1/2 of a Grand Cherokee than 2 hummers (h2s)



The H2 IMHO is a glorified overpriced suburban for rich people who enjoy showing off and sucking up our precious natural resources to fuel their egos.



End of rant
 
SuperBuick said:
I'd rather own 1/2 of a Grand Cherokee than 2 hummers (h2s)



The H2 IMHO is a glorified overpriced suburban for rich people who enjoy showing off and sucking up our precious natural resources to fuel their egos.



End of rant



I agree, isn't the H2 built off the yukon platform (or some other soccer mom/people hauler vehicle) with just some new body pannels, more weight, and virtually the same engine.
 
blkZ28Conv lives near the worst H2 horror story. Hummers can run over curbs and break down off road and suck up gas, but this beats all:



Black shiny H2 in Roanoke, VA. An always-clean 4x4 is bad enough. The personalized license plate? "LAWYER."



The horror...
 
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Hummer H2 on 26" GFG Cannes (Courtesy of www.superbuytires.com)



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Okay...I have to comment...that is by far the most ghetto @ss ride I've ever seen. It looks like something you'd see on MTV Cribs when they visit either:



a. rap star

b. nfl player

c. nba player



Any of which have way too much money on their hands. In their defense, I guess I'm not sure what else they'd spend their millions on...



Some may or may not agree with me, but this obsession with trying to put the largest set of wheels possible on a vehicle starts bordering on the verge of looking like a clown car.



Anyway, to each their own.

</rant>
 
Dale DeSteno: I have that vid. I almost fell off my chair when I saw it first. Since then, I am unable to look at an H2 the same.



Everyone else: Thanks for the info! I am going to print out this thread and bring it in for info during our case discussion today. I will post all my notes later on. If you have anything else, don't hesitate to post. Thanks! :D
 
I never understand why people bash the H2 so much.



The H2 was never built to be as strong or off road capable as the H1 is. The H1 is nice but it is overkill for most people in the market for a luxury SUV. I also don't understand why everyone expects these vehicles to be able to crawl over rocks straight out of the factory. How many other trucks can, or better yet are expected to do that? There are probably less than 5 SUV's on the market that can perform intense off road maneuvers without any aftermarket parts. Yeah the Hummer H2 is an obnoxous gas guzzling ego machine but I have yet to see a vehicle that stirs peoples emotions as much as this. It is funny how it seems the most "hated on" vehicle in any forum is the H2.
 
Thanks for everyone's input. Here is what I came up with for our 2 hour class discussion.





SWOT Analysis –



Strengths – Able to produce many more H2’s than H1 resulting in higher profits

Brand Equity (where Hummer is building their entire marketing strategy)



Weaknesses – Living up to the standard of Hummer toughness

Keeping the customer’s happy with a well-priced, versatile vehicle

Brand Dilution



Opportunities – New model + great advertising = beating the competition

H3 coming out will draw buyers for smaller SUV’s

$5 Billion potential sales



Threats – Anti-SUV Websites drawing more and more buyers away

Gas Guzzler Tax kills SUV sales

Cannibalization







Alternative Options – Since Jeep is now more or less left in the dust due to their attempt to ‘one-up’ Hummer by mocking an ad produced by Hummer. Jeep is now forced to get back to the basics and analyze what made their Grand Cherokee sell in the first place, then compare it to the market today. Their ad’s showing “Trail-Rated� is boring at best. Today, many viewers and buyers want to see what the vehicle can do at it’s limits. Speed and versatility come to mind when catching one’s interest through and automobile ad. On top of that, uniqueness wins as well. A “Trail Rating� is only through Jeep so how could other SUV’s be trail rated?





Follow-up Questions



1) The market the Hummer entered was not just someone who wanted a versatile vehicle, but one who wanted luxury as well. This has become common for an SUV these days as to have amenities like luxury cars, but in SUV’s bodies. The way that Hummer segmented their buyers is by price and wants. Hummer H2’s start around $50,000 leaving them out of most buyer’s ranges, so therefore they targeted them towards the more wealthy. Next, even though most buyers of these vehicles don’t do much or any off-road driving, they still want a vehicle that is capable of it. Hummer then marketed their H2 as one that could perform on and off the road by showing one of their commercials having it speeding through a desert-y road. It shows the vehicle from a side-profile how it exerts great speed over bumpy roads while showing the suspension movement. The advertisements really caught the attention of any viewer, but mostly towards the current owners of Luxo-SUV’s. After these ads came out, you began to see H2’s multiply by the day and become the most popular SUV’s on the road, just how Grand Cherokee’s were when they came out. Although about $20,000 more in price than the Jeep, you get a much beefier vehicle with bigger tires, engine, and interior room. While this price is an increase by a lot, it gives a new sense to the word “cool� in the owner’s eyes.





2) With Hummer planning on filling out its model line to include smaller, lower-priced SUV’s, this tells us that Hummer is looking to “replace� Jeep. Jeep has been around for a long time and when one used to look for a true off-road vehicle, they’d look to jeep. However, with the introduction of the Hummer H1 in 1983? by the US Military, Hummer was the new standard in off-road ability. H1’s, although extremely pricey at about $100,000 a pop, still sold and continue to sell. They now have a waiting list of 3 years for one. With the recent introduction of the H2, a $50,000 suburbanite SUV, Hummer’s sales have sky-rocketed. They are able to mass produce these vehicles and they attract more attention with their leather trimmed, comfortable interior with stoutly good looks and a powerful, rugged image. The H2 has proven to have stole profits from Jeep by advertising how rugged this SUV is even though the average user doesn’t get more off-road than a gravel driveway. A loaded Jeep Grand Cherokee OverLander Edition will run you $42,175 (MSRP) while a loaded Hummer H2 will run you $65, 395. That’s over a $20,000 difference in pricing. Now, either people don’t mind spending the money on a Hummer or Jeep is crying over nothing. In my opinion, I think Hummer’s have become a huge overnight hit that have drowned out the all-to-well-known look of the Jeep Grand Cherokee. People need a change and rather than go to another SUV that doesn’t do well off-road, they’d rather trust a true off-road brand, Hummer.





• The H2 is a tax loophole. Under Bush's new tax plan, business owners can deduct the entire cost of their $55,000 H2. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $20,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car.



- H1 -> H2 -> H3 = Brand Extension

- Cannibalization – if the H3 sales takes sales away from the H2



Brand Personality

- Confident

- Military

- Elite

- Rugged

- Status/Weekend Warrior

- Individualist

- COOL





Segmentation (Based) Variables



Consumer

- Income

- SES

- Gender

- Personality

- Benefits (Off-Road)

- Lifestyle

- Geography -> Religion -> East, West, Mid-West

- Families/ Household Size
 
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