Huh? Someone care to explain how this is possible?

Here are some snippets from their FAQ:



What is the shelf life of the product? - I honestly don't know. I can still use some of the first batch I made years ago. It never evaporates -



That's interesting. Never evaporates? I wonder if it'll ever separate and discolors or otherwise loses its chemical qualities.



Does Miracle Orrange also work on plastic? - Absolutely. Makes it look like new again. Blows Armor All out of the water...



Same could be said about almost all sealants and many newer waxes.



Is it possible to use too much? - Go ahead. There's plenty more where that came from!



OK, they're just trying to get people to buy more and more of the stuff.



How far does one bottle go? - You can do an entire 18' boat and still have some left.



Whereas other products will do the boat and have more than just some left.



What's in it? - You don't wanna know. Just don't drink it.



This just makes me leary. Petroleum distillates perhaps, but they couldn't have too many secret or proprietary ingredients.



What makes it so great? - It's a miracle!



BS marketing.



That's what the entire sites seems like. 100% marketing.
 
It's kinda like an ad I saw the other day with the Oxy-clean guy in it, marketing some spray wax in that totally non-Autopian sort of way :lol
 
I personally enjoyed watching the guy with the rotary get the buffer all over the window, trim and door handle. Professional!!!
 
P1et said:
I personally enjoyed watching the guy with the rotary get the buffer all over the window, trim and door handle. Professional!!!

Ha...Ha...Ha...yeah no ****. Isn't that how it always is, they show some idiot with no motor skill or any kind of coordination trying to work sometimes even the simplest of products or devices to show how hard it is, that is until this new miracle product came along. Hilarious :lol .
 
Why is Orange on the page spelled with 2 R's, ORRANGE? The dot com is spelled with one R. Looks like a mistake to me!

edit, they own both dot coms orange and orrange must be a big company!
 
Has anyone seen the Simoniz commercial with the polish in a bottle with a motorized spray on it?



I love how they bring back the oxidized paint on that Volvo 240 with such easy. It'll put all detailers out of business!
 
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