How far would you go??

[BradE]

I have friends that are cops and they carry stun guns as off duty protection, people start walking when they see on of those bad boys.

 

[imported_Intermezzo]

I have only lost my temper a few times.

You're not married..are you?

I looked at my car and I saw her KICK IT! I was like what the @%&#! Walked back and saw that she put a nice size scratch in my rocker panel. Looked at her, and without saying anything. She swung her door and hit my car again. Then started to back out to leave with me their. I got in front of her car and yelled HOLD IT! What the hell is your problem. She said that I parked too close to her and that I should have respect for others. I looked at my car and their was about a good foot and a half or two from her car. I don't know what happened to me but I lost it. Went and kick the @%&# out of her car while she was in it. And she sat their looking at me and crying while I went on this rage. Long story short she drove off.

Then security came it was a long day!!! jj

My blood started to boil while reading this story because I went through something similar a while back, except this person was my sister-in-law and at the time I couldn't do a single thing about it. Gawd I hate her.

 

[BradE]

O.K gentlemen I've had to edit 2 posts in this thread already, for this thread to remain open the language needs to stay clean.

 

[imported_memnuts]

I would drive away. Deep in their heart they would have realized their mouths brought a ticket that their bodies couldn't cash. They would have realized that I was more mature and confident. As I was driving away I would call my buddies on the police force and describe the car. Live in a small town and know most of the force. Hopefully, with their pizzas they downed a few beers. As they make their way home the Blue Lights Start- A- Flashing....:scared

Don't get mad get even. :xyxthumbs

 

[imported_jr_mints]

Dog repellant spray, and a nice piece of #2 aluminum wire from your local electric utility. I had to mace a dog once working for the electric company to get a meter reading, a little blew back at me, almost took me out too. The lady wasn't happy about her dog, but it was better than my leg...



Anyways, that's my self defense of choice, against two people, I wouldn't stick around without someone to back me up.

 

[C. Charles Hahn]

I would drive away. Deep in their heart they would have realized their mouths brought a ticket that their bodies couldn't cash. They would have realized that I was more mature and confident. As I was driving away I would call my buddies on the police force and describe the car. Live in a small town and know most of the force. Hopefully, with their pizzas they downed a few beers. As they make their way home the Blue Lights Start- A- Flashing....:scared

Don't get mad get even. :xyxthumbs

ha.... I'm 6'1, 180, and ~10% body fat..... so yeah I'm willing to bet I would've been minced-meat by the end of the "discussion".



SL: Yeah those tazers are actually illegal here in Michigan - especially as consealed weapons like this one was being used.

 

[boywonder]

No one really hassles me as it is. But some folks have found out ( the hard way) that I am meaner than a Mojave Rattlesnake crossed with a Pit Bull.



In my Caprice, I used to keep a Cubs baseball bat in between the seats for ignorant folks.

 

[imported_Intel486]

Well there are two ways to handle this but you better have a fast car and full tank of gas.



Go and get back in your car and roll down the front window by their car.



One) grab that can of coke, open it and then lob it into their car and peel out. That old cup of water and pepsi from lunch out also works.



Two) fill up that ballon of with shaving creme. Lob it through the window into their car and peel out.



The best weapon I carry is an ink pen. Have you ever been stabbed with on? I also have my truck keys. I figure if I punch someone in the head with one of those then it's causing a lot of damage. I also have The Club under my seat.



I can also pull out the detailing supplies. Quick Detailer in the eyes!!



By the time they realize what happens you should be heading down the road. All his friends will also probably be making fun of his *** for a long time! "Hey dude, remember that time that dude threw that can of coke/ballon filled with shaving creme through your window"

 

[BradE]

Yeah those tazers are actually illegal here in Michigan

They are illegal in Ohio to.

 

[shaf]

LOL, where's MacGyver??



Lesson 1: How to use string and a rusty tin can to make a homemade thermonuclear deterrent!

 

[porterdog]

Man, I just noticed... us Michiganders are a fiesty bunch (Shiny, DCopp & myself).

No shi*. I'm thinking "ok assho**, let's go!"



Robert

 

[imported_Tony]

Intentional damage is called criminal mischief. You need a description of the suspect and a license plate number. Then make a police report and keep the case number. its not over yet. You must get an estimate of the damage and then call the DA or local prosecutor depending on the amount of damage for information on swearing out a complaint. Once you have sworn to the complainant a warrant will be issued for their arrest.



Thats just the way it works .



BTW: You must be able to ID the suspect. Most states have an open records act where you can take the license plate number to the vehicle registration and get the address where the vehicle is registered. If your lucky the police will help. Its not easy. Most cases that are lost is because no one can say "I saw that person do it".



I know it is easier to rant and rave. Be careful of your blood pressure. It is still better to call the police than an ambulance.

 

[mercedesfanatic]

The funny thing to do is get one of those 3 pound leather "slappers" And then when he said somethin else slap him on the cheek as hard as you could. He'd probably be knocked out. Then you could be like "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!"