Here are two toasts my buddies and I do before our first round EVERY time. I know the first one is Irish.
To our wives and girlfriends.........With the hopes they never meet!
When God created men, he made them out of string. He had a wee bit leftover so he left them with a "thing." When God created women, he made them out of lace. He came up a wee bit short so he left them with a "space."......Lets drink to the "space" boys!