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The Old Grey Whistle Test
Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour
"Stress" for 23 hours!
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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and after Marriage.
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Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo ...and not even a single one hitting the target...
From another room Wife called the Husband: Honey !!!
What are you doing ?
Husband: "MISSING YOU" !!!...
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Thought for the day...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......
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Romantic...SMS
She sends the following message:
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
- - - - - - -
There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!
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A B C...
After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her
He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K."
She asks...... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said....
"Oh, that's so lovely.....
What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....
"Miss" for one hour
"Stress" for 23 hours!
…………………….
There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and after Marriage.
…………………
Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo ...and not even a single one hitting the target...
From another room Wife called the Husband: Honey !!!
What are you doing ?
Husband: "MISSING YOU" !!!...
…………….
Thought for the day...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......
…………
Romantic...SMS
She sends the following message:
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
- - - - - - -
There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!
……………
A B C...
After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her
He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K."
She asks...... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said....
"Oh, that's so lovely.....
What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....