basis for Divorce?

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russeus

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So, we live in Chicago & it's about 35 degrees today. I go out to our garage & find my wife standing on one of my MF towels! :eek: After I awoke from my mini-stroke & was able to speak, I asked her if Santa had replaced her brain matter w/ reindeer feces. Her reply - "The garage floor was cold (she was in socks, no shoes).



She apologizied & said she'll wash it. I thanked her but kindly asked her to stay as far away from my detailing supplies as humanly possible.



Merry Christmas to all.
 
Man, I've got this kind of fender-bender with my wife almost all the time. However, divorce never comes into my head. (A reindeer's brain?);)

Think about my 2 kids, then there's no towel or product worth their future. We were volunteer to this family life, weren't we?
 
LOL. I guess you'll just have to teach her :) Don't forget though, that it's only a MF; just a bit easier to replace than a good wife:p
 
lol, that was a funny joke.



I asked her if Santa had replaced her brain matter w/ reindeer feces.
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I bet you did not say most of those remarks either!







Funny, funny joke







Merry Xmas





:up
 
Actually, that could be grounds for capital punishment here in Texas. We know how to treat murderers and people who step on MF towels around here!
 
>> The garage floor was cold (she was in socks, no shoes)



if all my wife was wearing was some socks, and nothing else, I might forgive her for standing on my MF.



:shocked
 
endorice said:
>> The garage floor was cold (she was in socks, no shoes)



if all my wife was wearing was some socks, and nothing else, I might forgive her for standing on my MF.



:shocked
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if it were me. However she might have to do some pennance if you know what I mean. Especially in that condition.
 
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