A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet...

[JustinR32]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."

 

[1 Clean WS6]

:rofl

 

[imported_UnsanePyro]

:rofl:

 

[MongooseGA]

:rofl:



I'm sorry to say, it took me a while to get it. I had to repeat the punch line in my head...

 

[imported_mburnickas]

ha ha

 

[percynjpn]

I'd have to say, "close, but no cigar". :dance

 

[imported_mburnickas]

more

 

[percynjpn]

Nice dogs!

 

[imported_00Ranger]

I can truly say i understand that joke...although wouldn't be able to pick him up. Just went to the vet and he is 150#

Time for some diet and exercise!

 

[imported_mburnickas]

I can truly say i understand that joke...although wouldn't be able to pick him up. Just went to the vet and he is 150#

Time for some diet and exercise!



Yup, even my rotties ( 2 of of the 3 in the pix )are over weight based on standards...over weight is bad bad.