Why Do Birds Look For The Clean Cars!!!!!!

91LSMAN

2002 Chevrolet Corvette
Well, I was at work today and walked outside for a minute and saw this:

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10 minutes later I took my lunch break, went home and used my quick detailer spray and glass cleaner to get it all off. Of all cars they had to go after mine today!!!!!!

Thought you guys would get a kick out of it though. :rolleyes:
 
Military birds. Target practice. :band According to rules of engagement it then would be legal to shoot back. :lmfao I crack myself up.
 
maybe they like to have a clean toilet. hey, better on your car than on your shoulder.. that happened to me TWICE at disney world...
 
GearHead_1 said:
Military birds. Target practice. :band According to rules of engagement it then would be legal to shoot back. :lmfao I crack myself up.

I agree!!!!! :lmfao
 
Birds suck. Been hitting me hard this week. Twice! Worse was when it went into the grill area / engine bay. Ack
 
Ouch 91, I started putting Poorboy's Bird Sh#@ Remover in my glove compartment with a MF for that exact situation!!
 
I had a worse encounter with birds.

In the middle of applying Natty's to a pewter 00' Vette a bird nailed every single panel. Trusty S&W removed that, and the Natty's wasnt hindered one bit.

Long live PB!
 
Tassadar said:
I had a worse encounter with birds.

In the middle of applying Natty's to a pewter 00' Vette a bird nailed every single panel. Trusty S&W removed that, and the Natty's wasnt hindered one bit.

Long live PB!

Ok-yeah that's worse.

BIRDS SUCK.
 
dafowl1 said:
They should've hit that red truck next to you and just left you alone

The red truck is my neighbor. The birds did not crap on my car where the pics were taken. I took the pics when I got home to do the clean up during lunch.
 
91LSMAN said:
The red truck is my neighbor. The birds did not crap on my car where the pics were taken. I took the pics when I got home to do the clean up during lunch.

It's the static electricity in the sealants and waxes. Just like dust, birds aren't drawn towards dirty cars. :lmfao
 
They saw the glare and thought they were taking a dump in some water. Thats the price of having the wet look
 
I have a car port spot at my apartment complex, and on more than one occassion I've come out to find that a bird has made a mess on the tail end of my car.. It's like they calculate the exact point to drop their bombs so that the stuff will make it under the awning and on to my car :mad:
 
Where were you parked? Near a light pole or power line? I am careful where I park at work. I never park near a light pole. The pigeons sit on those and just take a dump.
 
Yep!!!!!!!! Same thing happen to me Sat.,Just finshed with my wifes Intrepid,mins. later,,,,,,,,,,,,,a Big Pruple Bird $hit right on the hood!!:nono
 
oregontrail said:
Where were you parked? Near a light pole or power line? I am careful where I park at work. I never park near a light pole. The pigeons sit on those and just take a dump.

Nope nothing like that near me. That's what makes me crazy. I don't know where they came from!!!
 
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