Who said this?

[Big Leegr]

"If it weren't for luck I guess I'd win every one."

I thought this would be a golf quote, but I was wrong.

 

[Troy@Protekt]

Another:"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

The guy from Popeye... Wimpy?

 

[Big Leegr]

The guy from Popeye... Wimpy?

Yessir! :yay

 

[GearHead_1]

O.K. who said this one?
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If wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry. If horse turds were biscuits we'd eat till we die.

 

[Beercan31]

"Take my wife... PLEASE!!"

Henny Youngman............. your showing your age

 

[cwcad]

Any one intersted in an old saying by a prominent official? I do not know the answer to anyone's querry.

“This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.”

 

[Big Leegr]

Any one intersted in an old saying by a prominent official? I do not know the answer to anyone's querry.

“This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.”

W. Churchill?

 

[cwcad]

W. Churchill?

Yes that is who it is.

I have heard that W. Churchhill was a world class wordsmith. There are many different stories as to the origination of the quote but it does not matter to me since I like the way he broke the rule of prepositions and still got the point across.

 

[Big Leegr]

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

 

[Ronkh]

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

rodney dangerfield

 

[cwcad]

I think the answer to Big Leegr quote is Henny Youngman

 

[Big Leegr]

rodney dangerfield

No sir. Something he did say was "When I was born my doctor took 1 look at my face, turned me around and said 'Look! Twins!"

 

[Big Leegr]

I think the answer to Big Leegr quote is Henny Youngman

Yessir! Hmm... there seems to be a trend here...

 

[cwcad]

Yessir! Hmm... there seems to be a trend here...

I grew up on Henny Youngman. He was a vaudeville fast talker that made the rounds on TV shows in my youth. Which is the beginning of TV. Gosh, I don't think of myself as old but I am sure dating myself, eh?

 

[GearHead_1]

O.K. who said this one?
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If wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry. If horse turds were biscuits we'd eat till we die.

Anybody? Anybody?

 

[flash gordon]

Quote:
Whoever said Oarnge was the new Pink is seriously disturbed.:crazy2:

 

[Big Leegr]

Anybody? Anybody?

I don't know, but it sounds like it could be a Charles Dickens thing. Oliver Twist or something.

Or maybe Dr. Suess? :crazy2:

 

[Big Leegr]

"My mother wanted me to go to Ohio State. My father just wanted me to go."

 

[Poorboy]

"there's a snitch among us "

 

[Ronkh]

"there's a snitch among us "

Dude, you did.

what do i win? a SUPERSIZE tub of red?