How fast are u.......?

**AmirTheOG** · 03-08-2006, 11:47 PM

Sup ya`ll....anyhow lemmie holla at ya`ll bout how it went down for a brotha today.....usuall morn.(smoke cigs,caffine drinks.. checkin the honeys at hootters across the way)then the BOSS comes in and does his usuall "get this freakin crap finished right now.(chop, chop)It just so happen to be a large mini van w/ the dog hair,baybay`s kids stuff all over bondo dust all in the engine compartment, greese from bodymen shoes in the van, overspray(on all the windows and several panels).....

after I gather myself I hit the nitrous buttonand slam out a complete(wax included) in 45 min approx.....
Whats the worst vehicle you finished in less than an hour......holla at ya boy.....OG

Thread edited: Keep the language on the down low big boy or I`ll close the thread, that means you don`t try and by pass the filters that exist, (i.e. ph for an f). Get it?

-GearHead_1-

**audiboy** · 03-08-2006, 11:49 PM

I`m not trying to be rude, but you might get a few more replies with a bit of grammar and correct spelling.

**joyriide1113** · 03-08-2006, 11:58 PM

**CalgaryDetail** · 03-09-2006, 12:10 AM

Since you want to to "Holla" the fastest ive done a car that sounded like that was 1:30 becasue i like to take my time and do the job right. I work for myself so i dont skimp even if i loose money. every car is done to perfection.

**holland_patrick** · 03-09-2006, 08:58 AM

Og that Sizzle an`t nothing man. I once had one of them 15 Passingher vans after a phish consert. it was all shagged out you know the 2 1/2 inch nap. Kick my a$$ if I wanted to do that.. well I just took the Pressure washer spooled the turbo on that sucka and hit it with 50,000 psi.. Man it was quick work.. on the out side i hooed the old ps to 240v and cranked it to 6and whipped around the van... I was done and the van was clean in 15 min... What a show room shine baby...

**klnyc** · 03-09-2006, 09:31 AM

My fhastiest wush and rax waz on a 1988 Nisson Pathfonder. I phinsihed dat bad boyz in 1:45minz.. Dat`s pretty quick yo.

**AutopiaAdmin** · 03-09-2006, 09:37 AM

Yo homies. Holla at yo admin. I was clayin` this biatch wit mad overspray yo so I was thinkin` "D-Love, why is u trippin` over dat piece of shizzle Kiazizzle when you could just hit it wit a wool pad and some 3M Super Duty?"

So I got da bottle of rocks, hit dat car harder than a pimp slap, pulled dat biatch into the garage, I was dun in 15 minutes and dat ride was hotter than a stripper on Friday night yo!

Peace out. Holla!

**05spectraSX** · 03-09-2006, 09:43 AM

speak normal

**Jngrbrdman** · 03-09-2006, 09:50 AM

Man.... I tried running that top post through a jive translator, a rap translator, a redneck translator, a ghetto translator, and a 3rd grader translator and I still can`t read it.

edit: Oh, wait.... I ran it through an illiterate translator and it worked.

There iz only so much ya can do in an hour The worst `64 I ever did in an hour wuz uh buddy`sinterior He mus` gots opened uh 2 liter bottle o` coke inside an` it sprayed all over da dash an` glass He did spill uh full Big Slam o` Pepsi in da center console though It didn`t take long ta clean it up since it iz just sugar mostly, but it looked like uh huge job an` wuz way bettah when I got done The front interior took me an hour ta finish. w0rd!

**TrueDetailer** · 03-09-2006, 09:56 AM

How old are you?

**Blinded** · 03-09-2006, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by TrueDetailer

How old are you?

Even us old folks still have a sense of humor. This is one funny thread.

**Antonio Waxer** · 03-09-2006, 10:02 AM

Waz up wit da holla-ing yo boyz be mity slow. I waxed and washed a BurlyQ in less than 15 minutes and da Fuzz had him spinned and dryed in 30 seconds.
Man I be a OG 2 and I can phinish wit da best of dem. hommie don`t play dat
game wit da fools who think they are all that!!

**Beemerboy** · 03-09-2006, 10:28 AM

I`ve finally turned into my father I can`t understand one word the brother said in the first post...You go dude....I think

**AutopiaAdmin** · 03-09-2006, 10:38 AM

As fun as this thread is, I am going to lock it down and ask the Detail City members do not type in "street slang".

Almost anyone can type in slang. It is quite easy to do. Putting together coherent sentences and paragraphs that make sense does require more thought and that is what i would like to see at the Detail City Forums.

The new forums will be archived in major search engines and online directories and I want people to be impressed with what they find. Just imagine if this was the first thread that Beemerboy ever read. I have a hunch that he may have ran off and never returned.

There is a mod that I can install that will force "spell check" on everyone before they post. I would rather let members check there own posts but I may look at installing this feature if I feel that it is needed.

Thanks!

Dwayne