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Two blonde dudes not too smart. :D
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I got that joke from a girlfriend I once had. She was very voluptuous. She loved to make fools out of the idiots who thought they could take advantage of her. She would draw them in. Letting them go on thinking she was stupid. Then she would snub them. In thinking they were smart. They made themselves fools.
She was smart and wise. She could spot deception a mile away.
She absolutely loved blonde jokes. Told them all the time. I have a bunch more.
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Good one! Would love to hear more
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well this is good, i got one, did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
it runs in your jeans
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Originally Posted by
BlkToy14
I got that joke from a girlfriend I once had. She was very voluptuous. She loved to make fools out of the idiots who thought they could take advantage of her. She would draw them in. Letting them go on thinking she was stupid. Then she would snub them. In thinking they were smart. They made themselves fools.
She was smart and wise. She could spot deception a mile away.
She absolutely loved blonde jokes. Told them all the time. I have a bunch more.
That`s cool. I love telling blonde jokes to blondes and they say "Hey, but I`m blonde" I always respond "That`s OK, I`ll tell it to you twice..."
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There was a certain bartender who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people`s IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the bartender said, "Wow! You must have an IQ of about 140! You should meet this guy over here." So they talked for a while about nuclear physics and existential philosophy and had a great time.
A second man walked in and soon the bartender has guessed about a 90 IQ for him. So he sat him down in front of the big-screen TV and he watched football with the other guys and had a hell of a time.
Then a third man stumbled in and talked to the bartender for a while. The bartender said to himself, "Jeez! I think this guy`s IQ must be about 29!" He took him over to a man sitting at a little table back in the corner and said, "You might enjoy talking with this guy for a while."
After the bartender left, the man at the table said, "So do you use a rotary or dual action?"
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A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I`d like to be a detailer." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can`t do both."
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Q: How do you make detailers complain?
A: Pay them.
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mjlinane
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I`d like to be a detailer." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can`t do both."
LOL @ that!
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Q: How many polishers does a detailer need?
A: Just one more!!