Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour
"Stress" for 23 hours!
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There are 2 times when a Man doesn`t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and after Marriage.
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Husband throwing darts at his wife`s photo ...and not even a single one hitting the target...
From another room Wife called the Husband: Honey !!!
What are you doing ?
Husband: "MISSING YOU" !!!...
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Thought for the day...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you`re disconnected.......
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Romantic...SMS
She sends the following message:
My love if you`re sleeping, send me your dreams
If you`re smiling, send me your smile
If you`re crying, send me your tears
I love you
He replied: I`m in the toilet. What do I send?
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There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!
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A B C...
After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her
He looked at her slowly...then said,
"You`re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K."
She asks...... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said....
"Oh, that`s so lovely.....
What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I`m Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....
