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    Creative FedEx drivers

    Every package we send gets tracked by me and I look to see if it was signed for or just left at the door ...

    Over the years we have seen a few creative FedEx delivery drivers put a signature of their own, to leave a hint where to find the package ..

    this one was just delivered

    Ship (P/U) date:Mar 17, 2010
    Delivery date:Mar 23, 2010 9:25 AM
    Sign for by:~BEHINDPLANTSService
    type:FedEx Home Delivery
    life is short ..do it while you can

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    HAH better than the home delivery guy that delivers to our work..
    home delivery to a business you ask? yes sometimes even if you tell a company that it is a business they will still send the package home delivery... even though it costs atleast 3 dollars more... but i digress...


    this guy will never show up unless he has more than 1 package.. instead he will say that no one was around to accept the package.. (even though we have guards 24/7) we have called him out on this many times and he tells us flat out he wont deliver if he has 1 package..


    Funny thing is.. today his boss was with him and he made a smart comment like "say something now my boss is here" so i proceeded to tell his boss what he does and how he gives packages to other fedex drivers to deliver for him.. the boss`s jaw was open.. the driver didnt have a smart arse look on his face anymore...
    "One day you will have to stop being a Muppet...So take the hand out of yer butt and walk for yourself."

    Claying does not mean "High end". It means quality/caring. So would actually learning a trade instead of "Hey I can wash and wax a car, so I`ma gonna be a detailer."

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Mine reads


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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    We had some dopey delivery guy take two LCD tv`s out of his van and put them right in a puddle.
    POLLEN is Evil

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by G.T.Subie View Post
    We had some dopey delivery guy take two LCD tv`s out of his van and put them right in a puddle.
    Which I`m guessing ended up being a puddle of water AND blood after you got through with him for it, yes?
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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    My FEDEX delivery person is a pletty darn good lookin blonde about my age. Wife even likes her. She looks like our local lady vet. So thats how I remember her.

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Ours thinks he`s a quarter back and throws the boxes from about 20 yards away it seems...
    "In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield."

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    I had my 12" Resonant Engineering XXX subwoofer left on my door step for over 8 hrs. This is no small speaker, it`s nearly 60 pounds and the box is quite noticable. I live in a good neighbor hood but come on. They also love to set my detail supplies on the front step. Nothing like coming home and seeing a $300 box sitting there.

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by E`s Exteriors View Post
    I had my 12" Resonant Engineering XXX subwoofer left on my door step for over 8 hrs. This is no small speaker, it`s nearly 60 pounds and the box is quite noticable. I live in a good neighbor hood but come on. They also love to set my detail supplies on the front step. Nothing like coming home and seeing a $300 box sitting there.
    Try having them do that in a rain/snow/ice storm.
    Formerly the "Best Detailer", now just Super Wax Waster Man. Not necessarily tactful, but normally right. It`s good to be da King !!!

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Everytime they deliver my products when I`m not home they hide them all over the place...I`m telling you these guys are good, sometimes I don`t even find it till the next day. It`s only Fedex that hides them where I can`t find them, UPS and the mailman leave it right at the door but let me tell you these Fedex guys kill me...Under the recycling bins, behind the bushes, anywhere I would never look
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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Our FedEx guy is a good looking guy in his late 40s or 50s. My wife loves to see him. Maybe that`s why we order so much stuff from Amazon.com???

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    Re: Creative FedEx drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by occupant View Post
    Our FedEx guy is a good looking guy in his late 40s or 50s. My wife loves to see him. Maybe that`s why we order so much stuff from Amazon.com???
    that was the plot of a movie i saw one time...
    "One day you will have to stop being a Muppet...So take the hand out of yer butt and walk for yourself."

    Claying does not mean "High end". It means quality/caring. So would actually learning a trade instead of "Hey I can wash and wax a car, so I`ma gonna be a detailer."

 

 

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