How to saftly remove snow off your car?

**Mr. Clean** · 02-13-2010, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by occupant

It wasn`t safe or saft, for that matter, but it was funny.

My wife used an ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT to remove snow from her truck earlier this evening. The snow brush is AWOL. I swear it was between the driver`s seat and the console. But alas, she used what she COULD find. I`m just glad I wasn`t nearby to make a wisecrack. Because the final *CRACK* would have come from the side of my head.

Reminds me of this:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn`t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn`t see anything, and the second day he didn`t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

**CHEVYMAN** · 02-13-2010, 05:00 PM

GREAT JOKE

**tmacsad** · 02-13-2010, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

Reminds me of this:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn`t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn`t see anything, and the second day he didn`t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

Very funny!

**black bart** · 02-13-2010, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

Reminds me of this:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn`t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn`t see anything, and the second day he didn`t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

Sounds like you are talking about my wife.

**Ronkh** · 02-13-2010, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by black bart

Sounds like you are talking about my wife.

which one ?

**black bart** · 02-14-2010, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ronkh

which one ?

I have been married to the same one for 57 years.

**dave40co** · 02-14-2010, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

Reminds me of this:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn`t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn`t see anything, and the second day he didn`t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

Don`t mess with Texas.