Mullet Wax Giveaway Contest!

[Phil]

Im lovin this idea

[1999NCSU]

I`m not good with photoshop, but I did find you a t-shirt.


Link to the storefront

[The Fuzz]

I was watching VH1 this weekend and saw Dee Snider wearing a shirt that said "Fear the Mullet". It was pretty funny. I`ve seen a couple Mullet centered shirts around lately. I think the rage is catching on and people are starting to respect the mullet at last! :headbang

[tcfool]

:fuzz



Truly Smoooooth!

TC

[tcfool]

Mullet Super Hero fur chure!



TC
:beat

[tcfool]

I sense the force is smooth with this one!



TC
:yeah

[The Fuzz]

BWAHAHAHAHAH!! That`s some pretty funny stuff, guys! I`ve decided to open voting to all of DC on this one. On Monday I`ll create the poll and Detail City can vote for their favorite picture. I just don`t think I would be able to decide. That stuff is too funny. The funniest part is that Darth Vader actualy already has a mullet! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Check out a normal picture of the dude sometime. that is major mullet power right there. lol

[tcfool]

Last one for me guys.. will most likely be working out of town soon for a day or so.


TC

[bossplaya]

As we all know this year has been a great one for The Fuzz. In January The Fuzz teamed up with Fillmore Street Brewery to create a beverage for the true Playa. On the heels of Nelly`s Pimp Juice, Fillmore Street Brewery released a new and improved version called Fuzz Juice - only to be consumed by a true playa:






The Fuzz has been seen everywhere pushing his product. Here he is at the annual Players Ball in Chicago drinking a 40 of Fuzz Juice and spittin the mike. Your eyes look a little glassy and bloodshot Fuzz and that doesn`t smell like tobacco. The Fuzz`s reverand also seems to enjoy the beverage of playas:





Here he is again at the Players Ball with
a couple of his, ahem, girls. Again, he is rarely seen without a can of Fuzz Juice, it`s a babe magnet:







Here we see The Fuzz at the MTV VMAs, again pushing his new product. Britney succumbs to the power of the mullet and can`t resist from making love to it, he even has her pushing Fuzz Juice! Looks like Christina is wanting some mullet love and a can of Fuzz Juice:

[bossplaya]

Fuzz has also been seen in the company of the one and only Jessica Simpson. There`s been reports that Jessica left Nick for the Fuzz:






Can you say "Manage a Trois", The Fuzz sure can. What a playa, he`s flossin BOTH Simpson girls!!!

[The Fuzz]

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! Now that is funny stuff! However, while it is true that my red bow tie is not always worn on the outside of my clothing (:naughty), it is a condition of the contest to have it present in the edits. Do you think you could go back and slap the bow tie on those pictures? Those are just too funny!!!!

[tcfool]

Congratulations to the "Fuzz" for winning the part on UPN`s smooth new TV series the "MULLETS" ........

Wow! You really made it big this time...

Now that you are really bigger than life please don`t forget your friends...



TC

[bossplaya]

One of my contacts at the National Enquirer just forwarded me this shot of the new Newlyweds. The rumors seem to be true The Fuzz and Miss Simpson are a couple. Seems to be a romantic trist on the beach:









Avoiding eye contact with the camera must be the mark of a true playa...

[bossplaya]

I bet y`all didn`t know that Snoop Dogg was one of The Fuzz`s best friends in high school. They even dressed alike. Word up brotha! He does seem a liitle happier in this picture than The Fuzz did. Must be the Chronic...

[Jngrbrdman]

I think this is probably not Tyrell. It has to be a relative though. Do you have a brother who doesn`t respect the power of the microfiber bow tie, Fuzz? And how did the kid escape the curse of the famous Fuzzard `crazy eyes`?