An engaged woman, a married woman, and a mistress decide that one night they`re going to wear S&M-style leather, stilettos, and a mask over their eyes, and see what happens with their partners.



When they meet a few days later, the engaged woman says, "Last night, when my boyfriend came home, I was wearing the leather, the stilettos, and the mask, he said, `Wow...you`re incredible. I love you,` and we made love all night long."



The mistress says, "Last night, when we met in his office, I was wearing leather, stilettos, a mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn`t say a word. He just grabbed me and we had wild $3x all night."



The married woman says, "Last night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, and then got myself into the leather, the stilettos, and the mask. My husband walked in from work, grabbed a beer out of the refrigerator and the remote control and said, `What`s for dinner, Batman?`