The "Really ?!?!?!?!" Thread

[Nth Degree]

Customer: (on the phone) "I was referred to you by XXXXXX. What are your prices?"

Me: "It really depends on what you are looking for. My prices start at $$$$ for a full detail."

Customer: "Wow! Such-and-such place only charges $$ for a full detail."

Me: "When you asked XXXXXX for a referral for a detailer did you ask him for a good detailer or a cheap detailer?"

Customer: "A good one."

Me: "Okay. I have openings for the week after next. Would you like to set an appointment?"

Customer: "You don`t have anything in the next couple of days? Such-and-such place can do it tomorrow."

Me: "So would you like to set an appointment for 2 weeks from now for me to fix their detail?"

. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .

In my head: "Well, yeah. When you spend 2-3 hours per car you can do 3-4 per day, and even more when you have minimum wage employees doing the work. Don`t ask for a good detailer when what you really want is a cheap or fast detailer. They are mutually exclusive concepts. If you start your Google search with cheap or fast my name won`t come up."

[Merlin]

In my head: "Well, yeah. When you spend 2-3 hours per car you can do 3-4 per day, and even more when you have minimum wage employees doing the work. Don`t ask for a good detailer when what you really want is a cheap or fast detailer. They are mutually exclusive concepts. If you start your Google search with cheap or fast my name won`t come up."

Good, Fast and Cheap...

You can pick one
You may even pick two
You can`t pick all three

For me you can only pick one...Quality lives on long after the price is forgotten.

[Addicted2Bling]

I feel fantastic!!

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[ca.detailchick]

I just found out Im pregnant with twins.

[GearHead_1]

I just found out Im pregnant with twins.

Sure.

[ca.detailchick]

Sure.

In vitro!

What, you dont beleive me?

[Merlin]

In vitro!

What, you dont beleive me?

April Fools???

[ca.detailchick]

April Fools???

Thank God, yes!!!
Otherwise I might have to put them up for sale!

[Addicted2Bling]

^^Damn DC that`s horrible! You are sick!!!

[Nth Degree]

Thank God, yes!!!
Otherwise I might have to put them up for sale!

BOGO

[Ronkh]

BMW
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[Ronkh]

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[Beccia]

Toothache remedy!!

they were always sold out in stores... had to go around the corner to get `em - but they were given away free to first-time toothaches!

[Ronkh]

[Ronkh]