woman

[ca.detailchick]

Quote of the day:`Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of it.


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Just sharing !

[Addicted2Bling]

If you give her a drink?

[BIOLINK]

If you give her a drink?

She will give you herself.

[BIOLINK]

All joking aside...............Thanks DC, I needed to hear that more than you know. I won`t bore you with the details.

[Bunky]

I wonder what the man version would be.,..."Whatever you give a man..."

thoughts anyone?

[Addicted2Bling]

I wonder what the man version would be.,..."Whatever you give a man..."

thoughts anyone?

Probably something like, "give a man a beer he will get drunk, give a man a tv, he will watch football"

[Nutbread]

Give a man a problem and he`ll try to solve it.

So ladies, if you just want to commiserate about your problems, call a girlfriend.

[glfahlc]

give a man a screwdriver and he`s sure to screw something up...

[Todd@RUPES]

Make a man multi-task and watch his head explode.

[C. Charles Hahn]

I wonder what the man version would be.,..."Whatever you give a man..."

thoughts anyone?

I think the transversal would be something like "...He re-purposes what is given to him. So, if you give him any crap, he`ll put it in a sack, light it on fire, and leave it on your doorstep."

[Concours.John]

Give a man something and he`ll find a way to fix it.
This result is only because.....
Give a man Anything and he`s already found a way to break it.

[ca.detailchick]

Thanks everyone for your great sense of humor!!

I got several chuckles reading your responses!

[ca.detailchick]

All joking aside...............Thanks DC, I needed to hear that more than you know. I won`t bore you with the details.

Please !!Spill the details ! You could not possibly "bore" me than I already am!

[BIOLINK]

Please !!Spill the details ! You could not possibly "bore" me than I already am!

I`ll just say I chose a challenging time of the year to start a relationship. I took your words as good advice. Good in...Good out! It`s a slight attitude adjustment for me, thanks.

[ca.detailchick]

I`ll just say I chose a challenging time of the year to start a relationship. I took your words as good advice. Good in...Good out! It`s a slight attitude adjustment for me, thanks.

I posted it just as a joke because I thought it was funny but if it helps you Im happy!!