Our ranchers and farmers need a round of applause.
I know a feller that won a million dollars in the lottery. A reporter asked him what he would do with the winnings. He said, "Oh, I`ll probably just keep on ranchin` `til it`s gone.."
Here`s another one.
The Louisiana Department of Labor, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOV`T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
RANCHER: " Well, there`s my hired hand who`s been with me for three years. I pay him $250.00 a week plus free room and board.
Then, there`s the mentally challenged guy.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90%
of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board,
and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so
he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife
ocassionally".
GOV`T. AGENT: "AHH HAA! That`s the guy I want to talk to -
the mentally challenged one".
RANCHER: "That would be me".
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