An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I`m going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I`m going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I`m jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman`s wife was weeping. She said, "If I`d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican`s wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn`t realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde`s wife.
The blonde`s wife said, "Don`t look at me. He makes his own lunch!
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