Jokes to cheer u up

[clean4u]

Got to save that in my favs. :hah :rolling

[The Chee]

Daddy Longlegs :LOLOL very funny, thanks

[zesty-man]

yea, that one was my favorite.

[JeffBruce]

> > My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me.
My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view
of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I`m
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our
daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!

[zesty-man]

hahahahahahaha, that was a great one!

[The Chee]

[The Chee]

oh no :wait

[zesty-man]

i think this is a joke on its own. nice pronuncation of "peanuts". its your best friend the chee!

http://www.mticehockey.org/will_hung...ng-tmottbg.mp3

[The Chee]

hahaha thanks, it`s funny and sad at the same time

[The Chee]

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[onthespot]

(Alright... I`ll jump in here with one...)


A bear and a rabbit were taking a ```` in the woods.

The bear turned to the rabbit and asks, "Does it bother you whenever ```` gets stuck in your fur?"

The rabbit replied, "No, not really."

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with him.

[zesty-man]

hahahhaha nice

[The Chee]

An old man lived in Idaho. He wanted to spade his
potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only
son, who used to help him was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament

Dear son,
I`m feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won`t
be able to plant my potato garden this year. I am just
getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. If
you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know
you would dig the plot for me
Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son

Dear Dad,
For heaven`s sake, Dad, don`t dig up that garden,
that`s where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Son


At 4 a.m. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local
police showed up and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That`s the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love son


>> > > > > The moral of the story is TO WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER.
>> > > > > Use your brain; sometimes the impossible could just become possible.

[elortt]

:rolling that is a good one

[zesty-man]

hahahaha very clever.