That`s always to a good one, A freind told me this one many yrs ago.........
That`s always to a good one, A freind told me this one many yrs ago.........
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Mr. Harris was a very modest man, and easily embarrassed.
So when he was in hospital after some abdominal surgery,
he would suffer greatly, trying not to break wind when a
nurse was in the room.
One day, the nurse had gone out, and he felt a great need
to let `er blow, so he did. Only it wasn`t gas that he
passed. Just then, he heard the doctor`s voice in the
corridor, as he was making his rounds. Not knowing what
else to do, Harris jumped out of bed, bundled up the sheets,
and threw them out the open window.
At that moment, a drunk was staggering by on the sidewalk
below. The sheets fell on him, quickly tangling in his
arms and legs. Brown stuff is flying left and right as
he flailed about. The security guard sees the nonsense,
and comes trotting over. "Now, what do you think you`re
doing there, fella?"
The drunk, with one final wrench, throws the sheet to the
ground and hiccups. "Ah dunno," he pants. "But ah think
ah jush beat the crap out of a ghost."
"I`m staying out of it."
Son: "Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man didn`t know his wife until he married."
Father: "That happens everywhere, son."
LMAO. If that isn`t true, I don`t know what is!!!!!
"In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield."
The New Year`s a time for diets. I`m trying the wiskey diet.... Lost 4 days so far! (Tommy Cooper)
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
When asked why he didn`t listen to his conscience Charlie McCarthy answered "I don`t get a very good reception."
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
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