A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone`s attention to help him. Eventually a Lamborghini pulls up.
"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the mini-van driver.
"I can do better than that," the man driving the Lambo replied. "I`ve got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."
They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a twin turbo V8. The F40 began to rev it`s engine to get the Lambo to race. The Lambo rev`s its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.
The officer there watches them pass, stares for a minute, and radios to HQ saying, "Sarge, you will not believe what I just saw. A Ferrari and a Lambo were racing down the road doing about 120 with a Mini-van honking it`s horn and flashing it`s lights trying to pass them!"
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