When things get bad...

**JaredPointer** · 09-25-2008, 09:02 AM

...just think "At least I`m not this guy!"

Malpractice: Man Sues Doctors For Amputating Penis

**Poorboy** · 09-25-2008, 09:07 AM

It gives new meaning to the phrase " I`m a bit short today"

In this economy many people will be saying it but not really mean it like that guy

**Ronkh** · 09-25-2008, 09:13 AM

Would ya rather be this guy?

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.