useful home remedies & ideas

**Ronkh** · 02-14-2009, 04:33 PM

useful home remedies & ideas

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you`ll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn`t move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you`ve got an electrical problem

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

**rabbi** · 02-14-2009, 04:55 PM

Waster! What`s wrong with you? LOL!

**jaybs02** · 02-14-2009, 04:57 PM

Thanks Ron I`ll try the sink fix later, when I`m asked to do the dishes

**Ronkh** · 02-14-2009, 05:17 PM

My theory on house work:
Screw it up once, they`ll never ask you to do it again.

**Page** · 02-14-2009, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Ronkh

useful home remedies & ideas

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you`ll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn`t move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you`ve got an electrical problem

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

That`s messed up DUDE

But true

**Tex Star Detail** · 02-15-2009, 08:31 AM

If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you`ve got an electrical problem

Hahahaha

**Ronkh** · 07-01-2013, 08:30 PM

bump

**Todd@RUPES** · 07-02-2013, 06:57 AM

Holy thread revival!

**Ronkh** · 07-02-2013, 01:49 PM

**tropicsteve** · 07-02-2013, 07:32 PM

i think ron is detailing out in the sun too long again.

If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you`ve got an electrical problem- my favorite.

**Ronkh** · 07-02-2013, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by tropicsteve

i think ron is detailing out in the sun too long again.

If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you`ve got an electrical problem- my favorite.

Sun ????

Aint seen the sun since Sun. Over6" rain yesterday, and it`s pouring right now

**tropicsteve** · 07-02-2013, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Ronkh

Sun ????

Aint seen the sun since Sun. Over6" rain yesterday, and it`s pouting right now

i hear that. the tropics are pumping up some soaking weather here too. it did clear up for a few hours today, but right back to the on & off thunder storms again. it still beats the upper 100`s out west.

**Ronkh** · 07-02-2013, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by tropicsteve

i hear that. the tropics are pumping up some soaking weather here too. it did clear up for a few hours today, but right back to the on & off thunder storms again. it still beats the upper 100`s out west.

agreed