To those of you who enjoy a glass of wine..

[togwt]

And those who don`t and

are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.



As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.



In a number of

carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year

we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop.



However,

We do NOT run that risk

when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or

other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go

through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it`s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of $hit..



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I`m doing it as a public service

[jfelbab]

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."



- - W. C. Fields

[Ron Ketcham]

I once read a book on all the dangers assocciated with drinking alcohol, haven`t read a book since.

Grumpy

[dervdave]

Yep booze drinking aint healthy either, I`ve got the liver to prove it (or whats left of it )

[Bill D]

Oh my God, LOL I just sat down to read the threads and have a bottle of water here on the desk! :chuckle:





Guess I better dump it, down the sink, not wait to do it in the toilet, :chuckle: and start drinking some Dos Equis and "stay thirsty my friends" and wear this pin I found in my drawer the other day a little more often:

[Ron Ketcham]

Naw, just add a shot of Jack Daniels to the bottle of water.

It will disinfect that nasty water.

Drinking to the point that it damages one because they have become adicted to alcohol, is like one who just can`t stop polishing and rubbing on their car`s paint until too much is taken away and that ain`t good!

[Bill D]

Hey, that Jack/water combo might be a great way to remove polish residue to inspect for left over marring

[Ron Ketcham]

I have done that!

At least some small areas when I was doing some small touch up work.

It was handy, like in my left hand, so why not.

Won`t hurt a thing.

Grumpy

(PS, seen the "take off" on the Dos Equis man, the one about what he will do when he drinks beer and such? By the way,not much of a beer drinker but that one and Sol are my favorites)

[Bill D]

I haven`t seen the take off yet. I`m not much of beer drinker either but I`m sure the Dos Equis man has converted many!

[MSOsr]

Dos Equis, most interesting man: After he sleeps with your girlfriend, you brag to your buddies.



Women leave the toilet seat up for him.



Mike

[Ron Ketcham]

"I don`t always drink beer, but when I do, I will do a fat chick!"

(of course a bit stronger, more descriptive wording was used in the take off I was referring to.

Grumpy

[Bill D]

"I don`t always drink beer, but when I do, I will do a fat chick!"

:LOLOL





I have see the take off!

[WAS]

Yep booze drinking aint healthy either, I`ve got the liver to prove it (or whats left of it )

Depends. The human liver can handle a glass of wine a day for your entire adult life without any lasting damage.