Mullet song

**onthespot** · 07-23-2003, 06:49 AM

Ok, I`ll jump in here.

I just happened to "stumble across" this parody song... Honestly, I really wasn`t looking for it...

"Growing Back My Mullet" Parody by Chris Pollman

Sung to the tune of "Gimmie Back My Bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Hair is so strange when it`s growing, yes indeed
Well I`ve seen the barber and the scissors they clipped me
But It keeps on growing I`m just growing hair more
And I`ve got my hair much longer, gonna grow it to the floor

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling `round cause I`ve grown my hair
It`s down to my ass but I don`t care
Growing back my mullet

Crew-cut people they just tease my sweet mullet
And I grew enough hair in the back to stop a speeding bullet
But I`m getting a mullet , just one step at a time
And you will not see it cut, `cos this funny mullet`s mine

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling `round cause I`ve grown my hair
It`s down to my ass but I don`t care
Growing back, growing back my mullet
Oh grow it back grow so long

Been growing it since I was seventeen
Well It`s flat on the top, it`s just my high fashion dream
But I grew it back, grew it longer every day
Tell all those buzz-cutters better get out of my way

Growing back my mullet
Grow it back so very long
Aint fooling `round cause I`ve grown my hair
It`s down to my ass but I don`t care
Growing back, growing back my mullet
Oh grow it back grow so long
Growing back my mullet