Hooker and Automatic Car wash

[cptzippy]

Was on an oil forum and clicked on a thread about automatic carwashes here:

Automatic Car Washes - Bob Is The Oil Guy



This post was classic:





Quote:



Automatic Car Washes





...are the street prostitutes of exterior vehicle maintenance.



Sure, it`ll get the job done. But what just went in before you? What is still stuck to the "soft cloth" that slaps at your car?



Whenever I want to use an automatic car wash, I just set my garden hose on mist, drag a wet towel through the mud and beat my car with it.

[rdorman]

Sounds like an Autopian to me!

[Barry Theal]

That qoute just made my day! lol

[RaskyR1]

LOL! That`s awesome! I need to borrow that one.

[Scottwax]

Pretty much.

[5starblue]

thats a good one