All you MULLET lovers check this

[Phil]

Need I say more?

[Poorboy]

please don`t let Fuzz see this....he may go off the deep end

[Tassadar]

Oh boy, somebody is gonna get it. Good thing that The Fuzz has been a little inactive lately, maybe this will get buried before he gets online

[The Fuzz]

What?!?! I.......you.......I`m gonna.........wait till I......abeajrekajeklwrj....Grrrrrrowwwwwwwwlllll!! ! That is just terrible!! Who would be "proud" about being mullet free??? Unless the mullet they are talking about is their two timing back stabbing girl friend, I can`t imagine being proud to be free of a mullet. .....ohhhhh... wait a second... I get it. "mullet free" as in "I cut my mullet off" kind of mullet free. I see.. Sometimes I`m a bit slow. Still.... That is a crazy thing to be proud of. I`d like to see a shirt that says:

Proudly Sporting the Mullet Since 1983!!

Now THAT would be a shirt. Any buyers?

[Tassadar]

Fuzz, you brighten up my day sometimes.

[The Fuzz]

Why, thank ye Tassadar! `Tis me job, doncha know? I`m usually so bright that my Dad will even call me `sun`. Sometimes I`m just full of crappy puns. Most of them are more like 2/3 of a pun... "P U" Man, I`m so punny today. Somebody stop me! uh... no...wait! Not like that! Get away fro................................