This is the Thread (shout box) that never ends

[The Chee]

SHOUT!!!!!

The shoutbox`s a whole lot more fun than the chatbox

[rabbi]

Will there be a shoutbox?

[cwcad]

Norah CRV are you out there? Seriously, clear your PM message box. I have a problem with my email at the moment and want to view the card you sent. I recieved it but that is all I can do. PM me please!!!

[Jngrbrdman]

This is supposed to be the thread that never ends. Sheesh.... Stickied and everything.

Here is your joke for the day:

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

`What`s the matter, dear?` she whispers as she steps into the room,

`Why are you down here at this time of night?`

The husband looks up from his coffee, `I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating.

You were only 19. Do you remember back then?` he asks solemnly.

The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how caring and
sensitive her husband is.

`Yes, I do` she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily. `Do you remember when your dad
caught us in the back seat of my car?`

`Yes, I remember,` said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him.

The husband continues. `Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my
face and said, `Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for
20 years?`

`I remember that, too` she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....`I would have
gotten out today.`

[rabbi]

My 3 year old granddaughter loves my foamgun. Set it for the most foam, watch her smile and listen to her laugh. She shoots it everywhere.My favorite reason for using it..

[rabbi]

Be back later got to go burn some cals!

[rabbi]

Well I survived the gym.Going to visit my dad. Hopefully tonight a daughter will leave her car home long enough for me to get a start on it.Have a great day everyone!

[Jngrbrdman]

I`d like to know if I`d survive a gym... We had a health & wellness fair at work the other day. My body fat percentage, or whatever that is, measured at 8.5%. I`m just a stringbean without a whole lot of mass to convert into any muscle. I`ve tried working out at the gym before, but after several weeks with no noticable gains other than being hungry more often, I gave it up.

[rabbi]

Truthfully it`s killin me..
It wears me out.

[jaybs02]

rabbi, stick to applying nattys... that should be enough exercise.
Just do may layers

[rabbi]

What the heck happened to the Rays last night?,,,.

[Jngrbrdman]

It is waaaaay too nice of a day today to be indoors. Not a cloud in the sky, about 70 degrees in the sun, very light breeze... Perfect day for golf. Since everybody else in my office is playing hookey today, I decided to play 9 holes at a cheap par 3 near my office. I still suck, but it was a great way to spend the lunch hour and twenty minutes.

[rabbi]

I a freshly waxed car!.

[rabbi]

Any chatters?

[rabbi]

Anyone going to chat tonight?