Holy Crap

[Barry Theal]

lmao!! I couldn`t imagine.



Birds Destroy Car - CollegeHumor video

[TLMitchell]

lmao!! I couldn`t imagine.



Birds Destroy Car - CollegeHumor video

You`re the one with the reputation for turning turds into beautiful swans carrying silk purses (or something like that). Have at it. :lol



TL <--- all metaphors come premixed

[Barry Theal]

lol Mr Mtchell your an asss:chuckle: ! thanks for the turd transformation comments!! I enjoy them. I would to clean that ugly duckling huh!

[imported_Jakerooni]

Someone should call Paul Dalton... Dosen`t he advertise he leaves right away to take care of any bird dropping issues? HAHAHAHA! whoah... that`s a lot of sheit!!

[TLMitchell]

lol Mr Mtchell your an asss:chuckle:

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Thankyou... thankyouverymuch.



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BTW, "Mr." Mitchell would be my father. Sheesh, start getting a little "blonde" around the temples and people start calling you Mr. & Sir and stuff. And an asss. :chuckle:



You oughta be used to cleaning crap off of rocker panels down in Amish horse-****-on-the-road country anyway. Just what the hell is that scrapple stuff anyway??? I ordered some in a Dutch Pantry once thinking I was gonna get a fruity beverage. My GAWD!! :soscared:



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[TLMitchell]

Someone should call Paul Dalton... Dosen`t he advertise he leaves right away to take care of any bird dropping issues? HAHAHAHA! whoah... that`s a lot of sheit!!

Think there`s multiple coats of Crystal Rock under all that poop? Might take more than 63 steps to scrub that one up. Step 64 would probably be a putty knife. :woot:



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[Scottwax]

Pretty much what happens around here if you park under a tree infested with grackles.

[imported_advs1]

whats a grackle??

[Smitty2001]

whats a grackle??

Common Grackle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia







This happens where i live too. We are a "tree city" and all t;he street parking is under trees. Also gotta love the sap in the summer time. :/

[David Fermani]

Sounds like a great way to field test an LSP.

[dennn]

Sounds like a great way to field test an LSP.

Hmmm, I wonder if human feces can be substituted for this purpose!!!

[Scottwax]

whats a grackle??

Flying scum that infest north Texas every fall.

[black03mach]

Flying scum that infest north Texas every fall.

yup when i went to college in waco, they used to poop on the cars in the parking garages...ugh hated fall, especially after i waxed my black car

[imported_motoo344]

Reminds me of that hitchcock movie the birds, guess they cut all the pooping out