I like my Women like I like My....

**ride92** · 07-31-2009, 04:23 PM

Ok so I thought this would be fun to experiment with. Let play a game called I like my women (or men, if your a female or of alternate lifestyle) like I like my, {object} then three things to discribe it. I`ll give you and example and lets see where you all can take it from here.

I like my women like I like my shirts, tight, white and Clean!

get the idea? So now go forthe and have fun be creative and see where it goes. This game is always good for a laugh or two.

So now my for my tru entry, here we go.....

I like my women like I like my cheese, thin, single and American!!!

**Got More Wax** · 08-04-2009, 05:37 PM

...wine. Warm and ready to pass out!!

Andy

**dave40co** · 08-04-2009, 07:00 PM

I like my wife of 28 years!

**NZDA6** · 08-04-2009, 08:21 PM

...coffee. White, sweet and in a mug.

Yeah on second thought I might have to re-think the third thing.

**Scottwax** · 08-04-2009, 10:44 PM

Keeping in the spirit of this board...

**CocheseUGA** · 08-05-2009, 05:36 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee...covered in bees!

Let`s see who can get the reference without Googling.

**salty** · 08-05-2009, 11:44 AM

I can`t remember what comedian said this but here goes.

"I like my women like I like my Scotch"

"12 years old and full of Coke"

I know it`s bad.

**Apollo_Auto** · 08-05-2009, 02:49 PM

I like my women like I like my peanut butter... smooth, creamy and easy to spread

. Can I say that on TV?

**VanityDetailing** · 08-05-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by salty

I can`t remember what comedian said this but here goes.

"I like my women like I like my Scotch"

"12 years old and full of Coke"

I know it`s bad.

This is EPIC Win.

and mine is...

...like my jet-ski. Small, white, bouncy, and with me on the back!

**CupCate18** · 08-05-2009, 06:31 PM

I like my men like my car. Fun, sporty(ish), and cute!

**imported_gusbubba** · 08-05-2009, 07:19 PM

I like my women like I like my dogs:

hairy, aggressive and chained up in the backyard!

(Christ, I`m gonna catch hell for this, I know it).

**NZDA6** · 08-05-2009, 07:38 PM

....bourbon.

On the rocks, goes down easy, leaves you feeling like **** the next day

**Scottwax** · 08-06-2009, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by CupCate18

I like my men like my car. Fun, sporty(ish), and cute!

You must have been thinking of me when you wrote that.

**CupCate18** · 08-06-2009, 05:15 PM

Nah, my boy with a miata too.

**V_Eight** · 08-06-2009, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by CupCate18

Nah, my boy with a miata too.

I don`t think I can get a calf in an NA or NB Miata with my stature. :sadpace:

I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer. :laugh: