Robin Williams for President!

**Chris@Optimum** · 05-07-2008, 07:33 PM

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he`s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams` plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here`s one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein , and the rest of those "good `ole` boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don`t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We`ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They`re illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don`t like it there, change it yourself and don`t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don`t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21.. The older ones are the bombers. If they don`t attend classes, they get a "D" and it`s back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil If they don`t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don`t need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn`t that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She`s got a baseball bat and she`s yelling, `you want a piece of me?` "

**Holden_C04** · 05-07-2008, 08:33 PM

Might have been funny as a comedic act but politically, not so intriguing. It`s filled with logical errors.

**NCZ13** · 05-07-2008, 08:38 PM

yeah...

if anyone actually did that stuff the world would come to an end...

theres reasons we have troops in those countries...

**Chris@Optimum** · 05-07-2008, 08:41 PM

It was meant to be funny, not really feasible. Sorry if you guys didn`t like it.

**NCZ13** · 05-07-2008, 08:48 PM

no i liked it.

i enjoy robin williams humor.

**Holden_C04** · 05-07-2008, 09:04 PM

I think 5 is a little funny. Honestly, I actually prefer Robin Williams in a serious role. Not like the work he`s done lately but maybe Good Will Hunting or Insomnia.

**Chris@Optimum** · 05-07-2008, 09:19 PM

Yea those were both good. Did you see One Hour Photo? That was strange!

**Anomaly** · 05-07-2008, 10:05 PM

Funny but...

snopes.com: Robin Williams` Peace Plan

**dan46n2** · 12-15-2009, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by integritydetail

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he`s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams` plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here`s one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein , and the rest of those "good `ole` boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don`t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We`ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They`re illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don`t like it there, change it yourself and don`t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don`t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21.. The older ones are the bombers. If they don`t attend classes, they get a "D" and it`s back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil If they don`t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don`t need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn`t that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She`s got a baseball bat and she`s yelling, `you want a piece of me?` "

I am letting everyone know that is guy is a troll. I have been trying to sell stuff in the good deals section and every time I post a thread he gets in there and posts harassing messages. Any clients or potential clients of this guy needs to watch out, he is not a nice guy and I would not recommend him for anything by his behavior displayed on this board. Unfortunately this is the length I have to go to to make him stop what he is doing.

**gmblack3** · 12-15-2009, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by dan46n2

I am letting everyone know that is guy is a troll. I have been trying to sell stuff in the good deals section and every time I post a thread he gets in there and posts harassing messages. Any clients or potential clients of this guy needs to watch out, he is not a nice guy and I would not recommend him for anything by his behavior displayed on this board. Unfortunately this is the length I have to go to to make him stop what he is doing.

reported as harassment.

**dan46n2** · 12-15-2009, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by gmblack3a

reported as harassment.

Reported as harassment.

gmblack3a is posting that I am harassing people while it is actually integritydetail that has been harassing me, now gmblack3a is harassing me.

**gmblack3** · 12-15-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by dan46n2

Reported as harassment.

gmblack3a is posting that I am harassing people while it is actually integritydetail that has been harassing me, now gmblack3a is harassing me.

integritydetail is getting all of his posts right to the top. Once they remove all of your silly posts, his will still be right at the top.

How do I sign up for this? :sign

**dan46n2** · 12-15-2009, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by gmblack3a

integritydetail is getting all of his posts right to the top. Once they remove all of your silly posts, his will still be right at the top.

How do I sign up for this? :sign

He won`t have any more posts after he gets banned, you better catch up on whats going on.