Car forum quotes

[imported_Grouse]

Bentley Forums

- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?



Camaro/Firebird Forums

- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill `em? btw,

I have a record and I ain`t going back.



Mustang forums

-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.



Monte Carlo forums

-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain`t stolen yo.



Civic forums

-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.



VW Bug forum

- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)



Yugo Forum

- When`s the last time yours ran?



Lamborghini forum

- Wind noise around 210MPH



Miata forums

- Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)



Chevy Tahoe forum

-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)



Pontiac Fiero forum

- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)



BMW 7-series forum

- Where to get service on my Rolex?



Cadillac forum

- Problems parallel parking at bingo.



Chevy Suburban Forum

- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?



Buick Forum

- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?



Delorean forum

- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I`m

from 1985.



Crown Victoria forum

- How come people never pass me on the highway?



Honda Accord forum

- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.



Toyota Echo forum

- Do our cars use AAA or AA`s?



Ferrari forums

- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in

and out fast.



Porsche forums

- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?



Saturn forums

- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.



Jaguar forum

- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?



Mercedes forum

- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce

court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical

board?



Mini forum

- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie

company. (pics)



Dodge Viper forum

- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee

stains out of the leather?



McLaren F1 forum

-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.



Dodge Minivan forum

- Where`s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don`t forget

where I`m supposed to be?



Hummer forum

- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the

black touch-up paint from the dealer? He`s 25 miles away. That`s $35

in gas.



Fiat forum

-Hello? Am I the only member?



Subaru WRX forum

- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.



Chevy pickup forum

- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah

truck?



Vette Forums

-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?



Ford 2.3 forums

-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn`t start



SRTforums

-I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.



Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:

- So..... yah...... we`re ALL getting like 18-22mpg still..... right guys? Okay, yup.... just checkin!

[Setec Astronomy]

Most of those were great...except for the ones I didn`t understand

[imported_Grouse]

Ah you must be a chrystler 300 driver















j/k

[Setec Astronomy]

No, and I don`t get that one, either!

[imported_Grouse]

Uhoh... lol

[Skarsnik]

Mitsubishi forums

- My replace engine checklight just came on!?

[Big Leegr]

Funny stuff!

[stilez]

E46 M3 Forums



"Just got my CSL parts, check out my pixxx!"

[sQuashed]

Those are brillant.

[JohnZ3MC]

very clever, good humour.

-John C.

[jimmie jam]

oh man, i`m laughing my butt off!!!!!!! very funny. :soscared:

[Brace1]

That post is a riot...



I like "Crown Victoria forum

- How come people never pass me on the highway?" along with the two following it