Bags over the mirrors

[GothamAuto]

I can relate to seagulls bombing a customer`s car.
One of my buddy`s owns a shop across the street from a city garbage disposal. The sea gulls hang out over there all the time to get whatever scraps of food they can.
Sometimes when the guys over at the disposal are bored they light off bottle rockets to scare away the seagulls. The fly out of the disposal and right over my buddy`s shop where his car is parked, like 20-30 of them at a time. Numerous times I`ve been called in to come and power wash all the vehicles in the parking lot off. I left my wife`s car there for a weekend once while we all went on a trip. The car color when we got back was bird poop with some blue showing through!!!!

[RTexasF]

No reflections involved but here it`s the mailboxes (on the street) that take the Pound o` Poop per day. Trees everywhere but NO! The birds land on the mailboxes and absolutely COVER them! Our white mailbox is far from white. Clean & repaint all you want, it`s gone in a week.

[BLACKWRX]

hahaahh......my mom did the same thing with her car

[Coastal Eddie]

of course i knew what they were doing..

we had the same problem at my mother`s house..never knew which birds were doing it but they would sh#t all over the sides of the cars and scratch the mirrors with their feet we ended up chopping down the tree closest to the driveway.

First you weren`t properly counseled about the birds and probably the bees as well. Then you go out there and try to imitate George Washington