Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.

"Miss" for one hour

"Stress" for 23 hours!

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There are 2 times when a Man doesn`t understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and after Marriage.

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Husband throwing darts at his wife`s photo ...and not even a single one hitting the target...

From another room Wife called the Husband: Honey !!!

What are you doing ?

Husband: "MISSING YOU" !!!...

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Thought for the day...

Women are like phones:

They like to be held, talked to and touched often.

But push the wrong button and you`re disconnected.......

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Romantic...SMS

She sends the following message:

My love if you`re sleeping, send me your dreams

If you`re smiling, send me your smile

If you`re crying, send me your tears

I love you

He replied: I`m in the toilet. What do I send?

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There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,

Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,

The rest get married & wonder what happened!

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A B C...

After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her

He looked at her slowly...then said,

"You`re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K."



She asks...... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.

She smiled happily and said....

"Oh, that`s so lovely.....

What about I, J, K?"



He said, "I`m Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....