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    THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST





    I was a very happy man.

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.

    So we decided to get married.



    There was only one little thing bothering me..



    It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.



    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and

    generally was Bra-less.



    She would regularly bend down when she was near me.

    I always got more than a nice view.



    It had to be deliberate.

    she never did it around anyone else.



    One day she called me and asked me to come over.

    `To check my Sister`s wedding- invitations` she said.



    She was alone when I arrived.

    she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.

    she couldn`t overcome them anymore.



    She told me that

    she wanted me just once before I got married.



    She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

    Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn`t say a word.

    She said, "I`m going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.

    "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".



    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.



    I stood there for a moment..

    Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.



    Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!



    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.

    He said, `Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.

    We couldn`t ask for a better man for our daughter.

    Welcome to the family my son..`



    And the moral of this story is...............







    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    Forza Auto Salon David Fermani's Avatar
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    That`s hilarious! That either would have went extremely well or extremely bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Fermani
    That`s hilarious! That either would have went extremely well or extremely bad.


    Actually, I think I see a win/win with that one.

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    Hooked For Life Bill D's Avatar
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    One word: "Marone!" :chuckle:
    Treat it like it`s the only one in the world.

 

 

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