Time for a chuckleâ€



A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a `handy-woman` and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.



She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.



“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,†he said, ‘‘how much will you charge me?â€



Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?â€



The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.



The man`s wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?â€



He responded, “That`s a bit cynical, isn`t it?â€



The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I`m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we`ve been getting by e-mail lately.â€



Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.



“You`re finished already?†the startled husband asked.



“Yes†the blonde replied “and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.â€



Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.



“And by the way,†the blonde added, “it`s not a Porch, it`s a Lexus.â€