Not getting any this is funny

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I was on another site this morning and read this I thank that you could enjoy a good LOL this morning.

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he`s a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks the chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don`t get any eggs and bacon, and why don`t I have milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don`t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don`t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren`t
getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You going to tell him or should I ??!!"

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hahaha that`s great... made my morning