ATTACKED by SSR1

[membim]

I think it has to do with how long you shake the bottle.

[gsrjedi]

Originally posted by Scott P
Do not taunt Happy Fun SSR1
Do not use Happy Fun SSR1 on concrete
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under ten should avoid prolonged exposure with Happy Fun SSR1.
If Happy Fun SSR1 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
When not in use, Happy Fun SSR1 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun SSR1, Wacky Poorboy`s World and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of of Happy Fun SSR1 include an unkown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

[Entropy]

am i the only one that noticed that scotts post is straight off a cartoon or movie? (cant remeber which but i remeber it being very very funny)

[Scott P]

It`s a famous SNL commercial for Happy Fun Ball. I made a few minor modifications.

[bigron62]

this product won let you down..

[freedre]

Originally posted by bigron62
this product won let you down..

HaH - I knew that was coming.

I was going to suggest using a more refined product like BigRon`s `NuFinish`, I am told it is domesticated and can be safely handled by children.

[The Fuzz]

Alright people... Could we please not hijack the thread with more NuFinish blah blah blah? I don`t close that many threads around here unless there is a good reason. When the topic gets so far off track that the thread is useless, then its going to get canned. This is a great thread so far, so let`s keep it helpful, alrighty? If the point has been made then we can lock it if we can`t all stay on topic. No more hijacking, capisce?

[Scott P]

I did get attacked by SSR2.5 yesterday when I was using it on my wife`s boss` F-150. I shook the bottle, opened the flip and got a nice squirt on my shirt. I had just shaken the bottle too, so that may have something to do with it. However, I did smell like Grape Bubble Yum the rest of the day.

[Poorboy]

Gee I think we may have to add an instruction tag to carefully place a rag over the top when opening:dunno

[freedre]

He started it.

Okay, okay - no more jokes.

Unless they`re really good ones.

[usdm]

I suspect that this is the secret downside to
such good products; they`re uncontrollable
when agitated.

Steve, you made a suggestion that I tried and it
seemed to work ok, so i will share it with the
rest of the folks:

Shake side to side instead of up and down,
then tap the bottle on a hard surface a few times
(ground, table, etc). This will get the liquid
to settle back at the bottom. Open the
nozzle gently; if there is still liquid trying to
escape, close the nozzzle and tap a few more
times on a hard surface.

I think what is happenning is that when we shake the
ssr`s up and down, that a portion of the liquid is still
lodged up in the nozzle area, and that liquid is what
attempts to escape when shaken in the fashion
that we may be used to doing for almost every
product that requires shaking (hope that made sense).

[Poorboy]

ahh more secrets given away

[Poorboy]

just used some SSR1 on my new hood and it DIDN`T squirt out :-p

[Scott P]

Originally posted by Poorboy
just used some SSR1 on my new hood and it DIDN`T squirt out :-p

Of course. It`s been programmed not to attack its creator.

[Poorboy]

It did attack awd330 today while she was helping me detail my new Equinox:dunno ..but not me:-p