Humorous Thread

**ZaneO** · 01-25-2005, 11:52 PM

I found many aspects of this thread to be quite humorous, and frankly, stupid. The second page is my favorite.

http://turbobuick.com/forums/showthr...hreadid=131448

**TW85 HHI** · 01-26-2005, 01:39 AM

Gullible people.

**audipower** · 01-26-2005, 02:00 AM

Funny thing. My best friend is in the Navy and when he`s on the ship he`s in charge of maintenance. He told me about this product that they use on the radar, glass, and painted material. He says it`s awesome. Nothing sticks to the radar protective glass with it on and it doesn`t allow it to get scratched. And it`s fully transparent. They use it on the planes also. He was suppose to grab me some, but some family stuff was on his mind and never thought of it. I`m not a dumb a#$ and making this up. He might have something. He said it`s like a polish, cleaner and protectant in one. He says it makes it ulta shiny, no water spots, and no dirt can stick. The next time I talk to him I`ll remind him to get me some.

**6cyl's_of_fury** · 01-26-2005, 04:35 AM

PPS? polariser solution? never wax again? Sounds like re-bottled 5 star shine/toughguard etc. And I remember that a big part of the sales pitch for 5 star was its used on the US navy radars etc.

next.......

**kompressornsc** · 01-26-2005, 07:33 AM

There are so many *wrong* things in that thread, I wouldn`t even know where to start.

**Kleanride** · 01-26-2005, 07:37 AM

thats it for me! I am going to get this product and be done detailing for good!

ha!

**togwt** · 01-26-2005, 07:47 AM

Quote: Sorry jack4954 - you obviously know nothing about car paint. Nice sales pitch and it might even be worth a try but, use at your own risk.

Never wax again Ãƒ¢Ã¢â€š¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ bull EOQ ZAM70E

A bright light emerges.

kompressornsc- There are so many *wrong* things in that thread, I wouldn`t even know where to start.

Couldn`t agree more, the `adhesion` theory is `different` (that`s the only positive thing I could say LOL)

**thinksnow** · 01-26-2005, 08:26 AM

My swirls were basically fresh from buffing - not bad at all.

The product "removed" these swirls. As an aside, the Zaino he tested against this miracle product removed these swirls, too.

1) He`s not concerned that his polishing left swirls.

2) Zaino doesn`t remove swirls.

How did he get bribed so quickly?

**LightngSVT** · 01-26-2005, 10:14 AM

Sounds like that Zam guy was a plant and they were working together.

**JasonD** · 01-26-2005, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by LightngSVT

Sounds like that Zam guy was a plant and they were working together.

:xyxthumbs

**audipower** · 01-26-2005, 01:21 PM

ssshhhh.... don`t tell my customers.

**JustinR32** · 01-26-2005, 01:26 PM

What I see is a vendor using a forum to sell product. It`s "polyrazzmatazz".

But hey. What do you expect? Small town, no sherrif, these things happen sometimes.

Tom

**zainoshine** · 01-26-2005, 09:33 PM

Wow!!!! Something just flew by...oh, I know. 5 minutes of my life spent reading a rigged product plug!

**zzyyzx** · 01-26-2005, 09:48 PM

I`d like to see that guy get an Autopian to review his product and shoot his theory with holes. It might be an alright product (I have no idea, but don`t know enough to say otherwise), but claims like those are ridiculous. I`d love to see someone like Scottwax take him on.

**JustinR32** · 01-26-2005, 10:00 PM

I know what you`re saying, zzyyzx, but there`s no point to it. It`d be like a Monty Python argument: "I tried your stuff and it doesn`t last." "Yes it does!" "And it looks lousy." "No it doesn`t!"

Tom