Thought some of you might get a kick out of this...

**Twista616** · 02-27-2008, 08:18 PM

While doing some research like a good business owner does, I stumbled upon a local drive thru car wash. I went to their wesite( really ugly site too) I went to their FAQ page and found this:

Why do I need to go to a carwash, rather than just washing it at home in my driveway?Professional car washes are gentler to auto finishes than the hose-and-bucket method, and cleaning solutions used are specifically formulated for clearcoat and other new car finishes. An added benefit is that most professional washes use biodegradable cleaning solutions and dispose of wastewater according to strict environmental regulations.

And the best one of all...this was a package offered by a different Automatic Car Wash place near me...

BuffÃ¢â‚¬â„¢n Shine*

Includes: Spray Wax. A specially formulated Spray Wax is hand applied to the finish of your vehicle. Then the BuffÃ¢â‚¬â„¢n Shine machine buffs and shines the entire finish of your vehicle in 12 minutes which gives it a lustrous, wet look

12 Minutes!?!?

Are they for real?!?!:bat

**salty** · 02-27-2008, 08:27 PM

WOW it does give a wet look.:laugh:

**Twista616** · 02-27-2008, 08:30 PM

haha, best part...it even applies tire dressing all by itself!

**KnuckleBuckett** · 02-27-2008, 08:30 PM

That is because the truck is crying.

**Frito Bandito** · 02-27-2008, 08:33 PM

That`s just terrible.

**Junebug** · 02-27-2008, 08:55 PM

PT Barnum was right!

**Scottwax** · 02-27-2008, 11:26 PM

just

**5IVE** · 02-27-2008, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by KnuckleBuckett

That is because the truck is crying.

Oh my gosh! LOL!

**detaildoc** · 02-27-2008, 11:31 PM

Incredible, I outta

, then

**imported_rydawg** · 02-27-2008, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Twista616

haha, best part...it even applies tire dressing all by itself!

That`s what is all over the truck too. Nice dirty brushes to boot.

**howareb** · 02-27-2008, 11:46 PM

Do swirls come with that shake?

**jetset4me** · 02-28-2008, 02:45 AM

No, but fries do!

**MrGlym** · 02-28-2008, 03:54 AM

This machine better not make itself here...Ill be out of businezz if it does :p :p Dang..we`ll all be outta businezz.

**Twista616** · 02-28-2008, 01:25 PM

Ahh that thing still cracks me up...and its rigth down the street from me...how come Americans are soo damn lazy!!

But it leaves your finished "lusterous and wet looking in only 12 Min"!! Now if only I can polish out a car in 12 min...i would be killin` it around here!!

**imported_ZimRandy** · 02-28-2008, 02:38 PM

That truck has a MN plate in the windshield.

I wonder if it came off when the truck went through last time. :spit:

Isn`t that style of automatic wash a little tough on trucks with visors, too? :chuckle:

I wonder where in MN that is located? :nixweiss

Randy