ScubaStevo
02-19-2005, 02:51 PM
Sorry, I just had to make some kind of stupid comment.
The day was hard, the air crisp. A Steven Zacharias spiritly drove to work in his boss` new GTP Comp-G. Supercharger whistling through a 2.75" pulley, with 14 lbs of boost under its belt. Headers glowing with the stench of exhaust. "Ah what a glorious day".
When he arrives at work, he crings` at the sight of a blazer identical to his own, smuthered in a blanket of salt that only a mother could love. Steven powerslid into the parking lot with a frightening accuracy thanks to the remarkable skid control.
The day began with a call asking Steven to detail a 2003 Escalade, but idiotically sized 24" tubes were being precisionly put onto the big brute. "Hey there Steve, plans have changed", called Steve`s boss as he entered the shop.
Steve jumps into the big `ol Blazer and drifts around to the wash area, with surprising delight on his face. The 20 foot door opening like a giant`s mouth. The time he took to start the 3200 PSI pressure washer was long enough, it was time. With a splash as big as Niagra Falls, the water pours out of the nozzle. A half hour later, the Blazer was clean and ready to be polished and extracted.
With the extravagant product of choice, #83, the blazer slowly began its journey to stardom.
Two full hours later, it was protected with a hand bath of Meguiars NXT. What a glorious shine.
The interior was a travasty. Parts from Steve`s boss` old GTP littered around the cockpit like it was armagetton. 2 full hours later, it was looking brand new.
Steve walked over to the boss and threw him the keys, "She ready for the big walk". Boss says, "Dead truck walkin on the green mile".
After recieving a cheque sign out in his name for 350 dollars, he jumped with delight. The day was nearing a end when he snapped the final few pictures, a sign of things to come....
Before:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/sdhdf.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/nbgmhkjh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer005.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer008smaller.jpg
Sorry, no before interior shots, but it was basically all black.
After:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer026.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer025.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer007.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer014.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer016.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer029.jpg
{more pictures coming as I upload them.}
The day was hard, the air crisp. A Steven Zacharias spiritly drove to work in his boss` new GTP Comp-G. Supercharger whistling through a 2.75" pulley, with 14 lbs of boost under its belt. Headers glowing with the stench of exhaust. "Ah what a glorious day".
When he arrives at work, he crings` at the sight of a blazer identical to his own, smuthered in a blanket of salt that only a mother could love. Steven powerslid into the parking lot with a frightening accuracy thanks to the remarkable skid control.
The day began with a call asking Steven to detail a 2003 Escalade, but idiotically sized 24" tubes were being precisionly put onto the big brute. "Hey there Steve, plans have changed", called Steve`s boss as he entered the shop.
Steve jumps into the big `ol Blazer and drifts around to the wash area, with surprising delight on his face. The 20 foot door opening like a giant`s mouth. The time he took to start the 3200 PSI pressure washer was long enough, it was time. With a splash as big as Niagra Falls, the water pours out of the nozzle. A half hour later, the Blazer was clean and ready to be polished and extracted.
With the extravagant product of choice, #83, the blazer slowly began its journey to stardom.
Two full hours later, it was protected with a hand bath of Meguiars NXT. What a glorious shine.
The interior was a travasty. Parts from Steve`s boss` old GTP littered around the cockpit like it was armagetton. 2 full hours later, it was looking brand new.
Steve walked over to the boss and threw him the keys, "She ready for the big walk". Boss says, "Dead truck walkin on the green mile".
After recieving a cheque sign out in his name for 350 dollars, he jumped with delight. The day was nearing a end when he snapped the final few pictures, a sign of things to come....
Before:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/sdhdf.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/nbgmhkjh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer005.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer008smaller.jpg
Sorry, no before interior shots, but it was basically all black.
After:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer026.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer025.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer007.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer014.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer016.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Sexpert/Blazer029.jpg
{more pictures coming as I upload them.}