groebuck
07-22-2004, 08:23 AM
All my fellow DC`ers (well the men anyways sorry Awd but I don`t know crap about the rules for the ladies - other than no camel toe :lol ).
These are the top ten things you should never wear -
1. SOCKS WITH SANDALS (Yes, I am looking at you DEAN)
2. Jean Shorts - no they do not make you look cool and if they are cut offs and your not Catherine Bach, get rid of them.
3. Anything with BIG DOG on it - people are laughing at you..really..they are :)
4. Trucker Hats - Thank you Ashton Kutcher, can we put them back on truckers now?
5. Gold Chains - unless you run the cuban mob, have a top ten album on the rap charts or you are Mr. T - take them off.
6. Collars Up - okay someone is trying to bring that one back to life. Stop it, stop it right now..unless your worried about aerodynamics, you don`t need a foil around your head.
7. Spandex - if your taking the alps in under 40 minutes that is okay. If you run three times a week around the neighborhood...no. As much as others may think I don`t need to see anyone`s twigs and berries vacuum packed.
8. Low Rise Jeans - okay some guys can wear them - the one rule being if you can pull then up without a large fatty fleshy area stopping them, then yes you can wear them. If you put them on and you look like an ice cream cone with your shirt off - put them back and get loose fit!
9. Silk shirts - no no no no no...pajama`s maybe - outside of the house never.
10. Clogs - I don`t care how easy they are to slip on - you look like the friggen lil dutch boy..if you ARE dutch then clog away I love your cheese) but the rest of you - when you wear clogs you say to the world "i just quit trying..." :headbang
These are the top ten things you should never wear -
1. SOCKS WITH SANDALS (Yes, I am looking at you DEAN)
2. Jean Shorts - no they do not make you look cool and if they are cut offs and your not Catherine Bach, get rid of them.
3. Anything with BIG DOG on it - people are laughing at you..really..they are :)
4. Trucker Hats - Thank you Ashton Kutcher, can we put them back on truckers now?
5. Gold Chains - unless you run the cuban mob, have a top ten album on the rap charts or you are Mr. T - take them off.
6. Collars Up - okay someone is trying to bring that one back to life. Stop it, stop it right now..unless your worried about aerodynamics, you don`t need a foil around your head.
7. Spandex - if your taking the alps in under 40 minutes that is okay. If you run three times a week around the neighborhood...no. As much as others may think I don`t need to see anyone`s twigs and berries vacuum packed.
8. Low Rise Jeans - okay some guys can wear them - the one rule being if you can pull then up without a large fatty fleshy area stopping them, then yes you can wear them. If you put them on and you look like an ice cream cone with your shirt off - put them back and get loose fit!
9. Silk shirts - no no no no no...pajama`s maybe - outside of the house never.
10. Clogs - I don`t care how easy they are to slip on - you look like the friggen lil dutch boy..if you ARE dutch then clog away I love your cheese) but the rest of you - when you wear clogs you say to the world "i just quit trying..." :headbang