The Fuzz
04-16-2004, 09:58 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I remember this one. People with too much time on their hands and looking for some mystical explanation of the 9/11/01 tragedy came up with some crazy stuff. Hind sight is 20/20 and some people must have X-ray hind sight to figure some of this stuff out. I like what this guy added to it.
If you read the email going around about the number "11" for the
past few weeks, you will love David`s response to it.
I don`t know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!
Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!
Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
Dave`s response:
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the
name "David Pawson!" I`m going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN`T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME!
can`t believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can`t... 11 letters in "THE
RED CROSS," can`t trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don`t... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....
Will this never end? I`m going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I`ll die alone, even though "I`LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realised that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
~ Dave
PS. "IT`S BULL&#!T" has 11 letters also. :lmfao
If you read the email going around about the number "11" for the
past few weeks, you will love David`s response to it.
I don`t know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!
Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!
Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
Dave`s response:
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the
name "David Pawson!" I`m going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN`T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME!
can`t believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can`t... 11 letters in "THE
RED CROSS," can`t trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don`t... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....
Will this never end? I`m going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I`ll die alone, even though "I`LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realised that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
~ Dave
PS. "IT`S BULL&#!T" has 11 letters also. :lmfao