JaredPointer
08-26-2009, 09:32 AM
I have been having a blah morning, so in an effort to get a smile out of myself I pulled up some old threads and came across good ole Pittman`s Vaporwax. So I scooted on over to the site, and read a little bit. I`ll copy and paste for you...
FRIGHTENED CAVEMAN POST "VAPORWAX WARNING" ON AUTOPIA " BUFFING HARD WAX ON YOUR PAINT" FORUM
WHY?...... MIND CRIPPLING FEAR, JUST LIKE THEIR REACTION WHEN THEY FIRST SAW FIRE.
WITH THE ADVENT OF VAPORWAX, THE CAVEMAN SEES THE WORLD AS HE KNOWS IT, COMING TO AN END.
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT VAPORWAX IS SAFER THAN WAX OR POLISH. ANYONE CAN PUT A PROFESSIONAL SHINE ON THEIR CAR IN MINUTES
NO SPECIAL SKILLS, POWER BUFFERS, BUFFING, WASTE, MESS, SWIRL MARKS, BUILDUP, DULL SPOTS, YELLOWING, ELBOW GREASE, COMPLEX INSTRUCTIONS
SEALERS OR MULTIPLE STEPS. THE APPLICATION IS EFFORTLESS AND , VAPORWAX WILL NOT HARM THE FACTORY FINISH LIKE WAX & POLISH.
******THE UNIQUE VAPORWAX MIRROR LIKE SHINE IS INSTANT, LONG LASTING AND CONSISTENT IN ALL TEMPERATURE.******+
THAT WARNING WAS POSTED IN 2007
TODAY MANY OF THOSE FORUM MEMBERS HAVE BECOME DIE HARD USERS OF VAPORWAX AND GIVEN UP USING HARD WAX ON THEIR VEHICLES.
THE UNDERSTANDING TODAY IS PRESERVATION OF THE FACTORY FINISH IS THE OPTIMUM WAY TO KEEP A VEHICLE LOOKING NEW, NOT BY REMOVING IT AND
REPLACING IT WITH COMMON OLD FASHION YELLOWING WAX, AS MOST CAVEMEN WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE.
WE WON`T MENTION THE NUMEROUS PROBLEMS THEY ARE HAVING WITH THEIR ARCHAIC PRODUCTS, THEIR FORUM MEMBERS DO THAT WELL ENOUGH.
THE FACT THAT THEY NEED A FORUM TO EXPLAIN HOW TO USE THEIR PRODUCT IS EVIDENCE.
NOW IN A FUTILE EFFORT TO CATCH UP, ONCE AGAIN THEY ATTEMPT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES BY CALLING THEIR PRODUCT AN ACRYLIC SEALANT.
THIS IS THE SAME OLD POLISH THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHING SINCE 1979. ONLY NOW ITS SUDDENLY BECOMES AN ACRYLIC SEALANT, YET THESE CAVEMEN FELT
COMPELLED TO POST AN INTERNET WARNING ABOUT VAPORWAX ACRYLIC PAINT CONDITIONER.
We find that incredible.
WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER
SAVE YOUR NEW CAR FACTORY FINISH, TIME AND MONEY WITH PITTMAN ORIGINAL VAPORWAX APC 360ID.
I wonder who the "many forum members" are that decided to start using Vaporwax. Oh well, I thought it was good for a chuckle. Just thinking about it makes my mind "crippled with fear."
Caveman JP
FRIGHTENED CAVEMAN POST "VAPORWAX WARNING" ON AUTOPIA " BUFFING HARD WAX ON YOUR PAINT" FORUM
WHY?...... MIND CRIPPLING FEAR, JUST LIKE THEIR REACTION WHEN THEY FIRST SAW FIRE.
WITH THE ADVENT OF VAPORWAX, THE CAVEMAN SEES THE WORLD AS HE KNOWS IT, COMING TO AN END.
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT VAPORWAX IS SAFER THAN WAX OR POLISH. ANYONE CAN PUT A PROFESSIONAL SHINE ON THEIR CAR IN MINUTES
NO SPECIAL SKILLS, POWER BUFFERS, BUFFING, WASTE, MESS, SWIRL MARKS, BUILDUP, DULL SPOTS, YELLOWING, ELBOW GREASE, COMPLEX INSTRUCTIONS
SEALERS OR MULTIPLE STEPS. THE APPLICATION IS EFFORTLESS AND , VAPORWAX WILL NOT HARM THE FACTORY FINISH LIKE WAX & POLISH.
******THE UNIQUE VAPORWAX MIRROR LIKE SHINE IS INSTANT, LONG LASTING AND CONSISTENT IN ALL TEMPERATURE.******+
THAT WARNING WAS POSTED IN 2007
TODAY MANY OF THOSE FORUM MEMBERS HAVE BECOME DIE HARD USERS OF VAPORWAX AND GIVEN UP USING HARD WAX ON THEIR VEHICLES.
THE UNDERSTANDING TODAY IS PRESERVATION OF THE FACTORY FINISH IS THE OPTIMUM WAY TO KEEP A VEHICLE LOOKING NEW, NOT BY REMOVING IT AND
REPLACING IT WITH COMMON OLD FASHION YELLOWING WAX, AS MOST CAVEMEN WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE.
WE WON`T MENTION THE NUMEROUS PROBLEMS THEY ARE HAVING WITH THEIR ARCHAIC PRODUCTS, THEIR FORUM MEMBERS DO THAT WELL ENOUGH.
THE FACT THAT THEY NEED A FORUM TO EXPLAIN HOW TO USE THEIR PRODUCT IS EVIDENCE.
NOW IN A FUTILE EFFORT TO CATCH UP, ONCE AGAIN THEY ATTEMPT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES BY CALLING THEIR PRODUCT AN ACRYLIC SEALANT.
THIS IS THE SAME OLD POLISH THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHING SINCE 1979. ONLY NOW ITS SUDDENLY BECOMES AN ACRYLIC SEALANT, YET THESE CAVEMEN FELT
COMPELLED TO POST AN INTERNET WARNING ABOUT VAPORWAX ACRYLIC PAINT CONDITIONER.
We find that incredible.
WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER
SAVE YOUR NEW CAR FACTORY FINISH, TIME AND MONEY WITH PITTMAN ORIGINAL VAPORWAX APC 360ID.
I wonder who the "many forum members" are that decided to start using Vaporwax. Oh well, I thought it was good for a chuckle. Just thinking about it makes my mind "crippled with fear."
Caveman JP