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Ronkh
06-05-2009, 07:16 PM
My doctor told me to start an excercise program slowly.
So thday I drove by a gym.


I was gonna wake up early today to go jogging, but my toe voted against me 10 to 1.


The handle on the recliner does not count as an exercise machine.


If you put a crouton on your sundae along with a cherry, it counts as a salad.


I have metal fillings in my teeth. The refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen. that`s why I can`t lose weight.

Ronkh
06-05-2009, 07:18 PM
Ronald McDonald done killed Burger King in front of Dairy Queen all over that hoe Wendy! Popeyes say they gone have da funeral @ Churches